Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #215: Americans shocked stealth jet can’t be tracked on radar

Alex and Adrian detail all their geriatric maladies, Mexican “alien” bodies might not be a hoax, Federman unveils his 2024 Fall Fashion Line, Sen. Menedez should’ve taken Egyptian bribe in crypto, and War with Mexico is brought to you by Johnson & Johnson, makers of fentanyl, and a grant from the National Foundation to Prevent Alien Disclosure.

Episode #214: ET or BS? We don’t know what to think

We try to unwrap the Mexico “alien” disclosure and come up with more questions than answers, Seattle cop & union VP devalues life of woman killed by cop, Commies fail to learn a lesson in quasi-freedom, whistleblower says CIA bribed analysts to rule out COVID lab leak theory, DeSantis opens hunting season on border crossers, and a Dickensesque child criminal gang terrorizes NYC.

Episode #213: Billionaires wage war and scientists play politics

Alex gets a Tesla, Adrian gets a gay sky, Climate study author says “we lied,” sperm and ova are no longer needed for human reproduction, Burning Man ain’t Disneyland, Elon changes course of Ukraine war, your car knows you’re a dumb pervert, Romania tries NOT to invoke Article 5, and are you a front or back yard man?

Episode #212: A once in a lifetime bowel movement

Alex avoids sh*t storm at the prom, Hurricane Idalia was “once in a lifetime” event for 11-month-old Floridians, a Chaotic Neutral take on how to handle Nazis, the next round of mask mandates may be Guy Fawkes, McConnell needs to be rebooted again, police drones are coming to your backyard, and male macaques are really into caque.

Episode #211: That’s one angry mug for a shot, one giant plunge for mankind

Adrian and Alex recount their relationships with black men, we give an in-depth analysis of the GOP debate we didn’t watch, the media and merchandise marketing spectacle that was the Trump arrest, Rich Men North of Richmond tweak the algorithm, AI-driven vehicles be ridin’ dirty, and new survey asks if you’d like to live in a Chinese espionage camp with homes starting from the mid $400s.

Episode #210: Someone should tell gov’t how trees work

Alex & Adrian finally make the Obama 2024 bet, please…just tell us the cow’s name, why you might be flagged as a human trafficker if your child’s a different race, facial recognition doesn’t care if you’re pregnant, baby bust means fewer maternity wards, and this podcast was not (yet) AI generated.

Episode #209: Come on in, the water is fine

Alex picks up 9-year-old from police station, Adrian finally makes the bet that Pence will be GOP nominee, Trump will probably die behind bars, while Biden tries not to die in office, FBI criminal investigation finds the FBI was the criminal, cop misses deadly pomeranian and shoots woman instead, and the government would rather release alien bodies than Epstein’s client list.

Episode #208: Aliens are here, but everyone’s just talking about the weather

Earth-shattering Congressional hearings reveal alien visitation, but the media is just reporting it’s hot outside, Congress has become a hospice ward, it’s not suicide when a cop does it, and scientists achieve room-temperature superconductivity in monumental technological breakthrough.

Episode #207: AI Trump vs. AI Biden Saves the Show

How the writers & actors strike may save Hollywood for the Cheesecake Factory demographic, country music artist proves his song is racist by overtly trying not to be racist, DeMadness says slavery was a good career move, it’s time for the 3rd party bait and switch again, Congress checks out Hunter Biden porn, Texas makes sure immigrants’ backs stay wet, and how hot is it?

Episode #206: Don’t look up or you’ll get caught in the crossfire

Brave and Stunning WoMAN wins Miss Netherlands, Left seems to support child sex trafficking because Right opposes it, leaked emails show Fauci & NIH pressured scientists to deny COVID lab leak evidence, “colored people” vs. “people of color,” Wagner probably got the nukes, chickens lead humanity into a new epoch, and body double or Biden Silver Alert?