Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #024 - Being a Libertarian Cop in an Authoritarian World

Former NYPD Detective John Baeza joins us to explain how his experience as an undercover drug cop made him stop enforcing victimless crimes, we play the “Impeachment Hypocrite Quote Game” and learn that Republicans and Democrats sound identical when the other team’s president is being impeached, Alex goes to church, Trump says more stupid stuff, and Adrian freebases DayQuil.

Episode #023 - Magnolia Thunderpussy will impose his will on you

Water heaters are neato to middle-aged men, Adrian tests negative for TDS, Congress wants back door to your dick pics, Alex gets a 5th-grade science lesson, the government lied about Afghan war, the LP Chairman isn’t a spook, and apparently, there’s some impeachment thing going on.

Episode #022 - “Hello, I’m a police officer and I’m here to shoot you.”

Miami police indiscriminately shoot a hostage and bystander, Pensacola NAS shooting proves Trump is Saudi Arabia’s bitch, Biden calls guy fat and stupid for telling the truth, Booker angry over Bloomberg’s compliment, Schiff doxing journalists isn’t fake news, and Chinese torture device reveals America’s future.

Episode #021 - There are not enough towels to clean up this show

Americans snatch up Black Friday deals on Chinese spy devices, the Snitker’s obsession with towels, Adrian acts 21 while aging his liver 10 years, Trump trolls the world and they fall for it, again, Psychiatry Today and turkeys are everywhere.  

Episode #020 - Excuse me, do you have Prince Andrew in the can?

Adrian watches impeachment proceedings to see who picks their nose, Epstein recorded all visitors’ “O” face and poop face,  Prince Andrew makin’ bacon, there’s a hole in Trump’s border wall plan you can drive a truck through, the Fed wants to create a second currency out of thin air, and special guest Brandon Jones joins us to talk about serious stuff like comic book characters.

Episode #019 - I’m Juror #35 bitches!

Adrian’s pros and cons of being an anarchist on federal jury duty, Alex gets a stark reminder of why he’s anti-war like most veterans, Hong Kong protesters willing to die for their cause, take a walk on the wild side....with a 7ft tall drag queen at the impeachment hearings, and will Stone and Guiliani end up on the bus or under it?

Episode #018 - The media didn’t kill himself

ABC gets busted for killing Epstein story, CBS fires ABC whistleblower, Katie Couric dines with convicted pedophile while #MeTooing others, as we all wonder whether the full story is too big to be told, also Rubio makes Pope cringe and Mussolini smile, and Home Depot runs sale on cordless border wall remover.

Episode #017 - You can have my compromise when you pry it from my cold, jazz hands

On the 9th Anniversary of his loss to Rubio, Alex goes clothes shopping while Adrian yanks his hose, famed M.E. says Epstein was murdered and everyone is like “Duh!”, new poll reveals 80% of Americans don’t have any idea what the word “compromise” means, Regan hires firefighting goats, and if you like this show shake your jazz hands.

Episode #016 - Congress creates throuple porn

You’re a bitch sir, and you’ve gone too far, Trump sends tanks to Colorado or somewhere, federal government borrows money from banks who borrowed money from Fed who printed money from nowhere, Putin pulls plug to preempt protests,  World protests like it’s 1776 but we don’t because McRib, and Congresswoman Katie Hill makes hot porn.

Episode #015 - Please stop making us talk about Trump

Tulsi “The Tease” mic drops Queen Warmonger Hillary, G7 gang decides to crash at Trump’s pad, Erdogan receives a smiley-face letter and macaroni art from Trump, millionaire Democrats fight over who is the bigger socialist, Alex declines new Frontier, Danielle has nothing to say, Adrian beats up 12-year-olds.