Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #031 - The State of the Union is Kansas

Alex has “amazing” pod experience, Adrian gets confused Uber driver and blocks tornados, Super Bowl stripper routine empowers women, Trump does victory lap and tells Ukraine advisors “you’re fired” in the exciting Impeachment season finale, global warming good for job growth, and everyone gets a participation trophy in Iowa caucuses.

Episode #030 - Human extinction begins with you

Alex’s road to normalcy begins with coffee; we’re still not afraid of Coronavirus; climate change not killing us fast enough for extinctionists; Elon Musk single-handedly saving humanity; Hillsborough County Sheriff feels the wrath of social media; Bloomberg and Epstein and Trump, oh my! Oh, and the Cult took us out.

Episode #029 - I’ll have a Coronavirus with one trillion limes, please

Alex and Danielle get all frisky and gross, Congress is talking about peaches or something,  Adrian’s clock is broken, Earth will spontaneously combust when a trillion trees are planted, Alex blocks himself after posting old news, France thinks Virginia protesters are precious, Adrian promises to stop sleeping with dogs.

Episode #028 - At least the gulag will smell like Gwenyth Paltrow’s vagina

Vermin Supreme for President, Alex gives a really bad Oscar acceptance speech, Bernie campaign says the re-education camps will be fun for the whole family, frog stem cell cyborgs and Walmart robot janitors hook up to destroy humanity, Republicans want more gun control in Florida, and we should all settle our problems with Japanese swords.

Episode #027 - Throwing Wrenches at Chickens

Government is an Eagles vs. Giants game with Rand Paul and Mike Lee officiating, and Ricky Gervais doing color commentary.  Iran gets itchy trigger finger and Ukraine asks, “Why are we always in the middle of this crap?” ABC tries to sell “Epstein acted alone” narrative, while officials conveniently erase surveillance video of him doing so.

Episode #026 - Dr. Soleimani, or how I learned to quit a party and hate a Nazi

Iran general probably regrets thinking Trump would kiss the ring, don’t start trouble in a White Settlement church, don’t be a Jew moving into a black neighborhood, and -- for the first time ever -- Adrian shares the complete story of his war with the Nazi sun god which resulted in his permanent exit from politics.

Episode #025 - The 2nd Amendment is NOT for duck hunting at 6am

Adrian spins ancient vinyl, Alex confronts duck-hunting douchebags in his back yard, government makes homeless people sleep outside, China says if you can’t beat ‘em, breed ‘em...but beats ‘em anyway, humanity is better than ever and still sucks, Bloomberg makes a boring female prison movie, and we explore whether Melania or Michelle O. would be the better lay.

Episode #024 - Being a Libertarian Cop in an Authoritarian World

Former NYPD Detective John Baeza joins us to explain how his experience as an undercover drug cop made him stop enforcing victimless crimes, we play the “Impeachment Hypocrite Quote Game” and learn that Republicans and Democrats sound identical when the other team’s president is being impeached, Alex goes to church, Trump says more stupid stuff, and Adrian freebases DayQuil.

Episode #023 - Magnolia Thunderpussy will impose his will on you

Water heaters are neato to middle-aged men, Adrian tests negative for TDS, Congress wants back door to your dick pics, Alex gets a 5th-grade science lesson, the government lied about Afghan war, the LP Chairman isn’t a spook, and apparently, there’s some impeachment thing going on.

Episode #022 - “Hello, I’m a police officer and I’m here to shoot you.”

Miami police indiscriminately shoot a hostage and bystander, Pensacola NAS shooting proves Trump is Saudi Arabia’s bitch, Biden calls guy fat and stupid for telling the truth, Booker angry over Bloomberg’s compliment, Schiff doxing journalists isn’t fake news, and Chinese torture device reveals America’s future.