Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Alex says you can learn a lot about a man by his T-shirt collection, Adrian finds a crowded bar, why hairdressers are now like drug dealers, this ain’t my “new normal” pal, COVID-19 has a high business mortality rate, and we ramble on with a nonsensically profound steady stream of consciousness.

Alex exhausted from food delivery, Adrian’s house becomes non-stop pool party, Americans finally grow some balls and start defying government, Pentagon ain’t saying it’s aliens...but it’s aliens, NYC mayor calls for round-up of Jews, and we finally get a Libertarian in Congress but Adrian no longer cares.

Adrian calls you all cowards and idiots and says he wants old people to die, Alex thinks he can outrun the cops in his smart car, Zen and the art of pressure washing, Trump may not be stupid, he just doesn’t know enough words, UN says prepare for “biblical” famine, comedy ain’t what it used to be, and the boys dip their toes in the oil futures market.

Quit asking the government to open your business and just open your damn business, UN warns hundreds of thousands of children will die from government-made global economic crisis, government wants to loan you another $4 trillion of your own money, and we’re so tired of this virus we play “Name that Tune” for all of hour #2.

Mass media misinformation on mass graves gives masses major misgivings, jingle keys to break lease, roughly 2 in 5 women don’t want Alex at their door, mask mistake proves government is either lying or stupid, moms & pops living in shops, and there’s never been a better time to defy authority.

Dr. Doom Adrian predicts civil unrest in two weeks, Sunshine & Rainbows Alex says don’t worry be happy...unless you’re standing in line for Mexican take out, the last two lines of the National Anthem have been deleted, and we spend the entire second hour desperately trying to talk about anything but Rona.

Doom and gloom Adrian gives his algorithm for the end of the world, sunshine Alex says I’m OK you’re OK and please buy some insurance, we spend the entire show breaking down this week’s events in COVID world because -- well, what else is there to talk about these days?

We discuss the sudden passing of our good friend, radio icon and voice of the show, Scott Legere and of course, the rest is wall-to-wall COVID-19, and the consequences we’re all going to face from this pivotal time in history.  Sorry, not much levity this week.

Alex and Adrian win at poker, Gillum not content with regular hookers and blow, Coronavirus everywhere and we’re a herd of dumb panicky animals, media and corporations creating a recession, while Fed creating inflation, it totally may or may not be Trump’s fault, and why we should all embrace price gouging.

Face it...Tulsi is hot, media incapable of doing basic math, Alex has a musical “OK Boomer” moment, mobile apps feeding data to cops and I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise, sexist Democrat woman refuse to vote for women Democrats, and that basket on the table ain’t the only white bread at Olive Garden.