Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Alex gets a Tesla, Adrian gets a gay sky, Climate study author says “we lied,” sperm and ova are no longer needed for human reproduction, Burning Man ain’t Disneyland, Elon changes course of Ukraine war, your car knows you’re a dumb pervert, Romania tries NOT to invoke Article 5, and are you a front or back yard man?

Alex avoids sh*t storm at the prom, Hurricane Idalia was “once in a lifetime” event for 11-month-old Floridians, a Chaotic Neutral take on how to handle Nazis, the next round of mask mandates may be Guy Fawkes, McConnell needs to be rebooted again, police drones are coming to your backyard, and male macaques are really into caque.

Adrian and Alex recount their relationships with black men, we give an in-depth analysis of the GOP debate we didn’t watch, the media and merchandise marketing spectacle that was the Trump arrest, Rich Men North of Richmond tweak the algorithm, AI-driven vehicles be ridin’ dirty, and new survey asks if you’d like to live in a Chinese espionage camp with homes starting from the mid $400s.

Alex & Adrian finally make the Obama 2024 bet, please…just tell us the cow’s name, why you might be flagged as a human trafficker if your child’s a different race, facial recognition doesn’t care if you’re pregnant, baby bust means fewer maternity wards, and this podcast was not (yet) AI generated.

Alex picks up 9-year-old from police station, Adrian finally makes the bet that Pence will be GOP nominee, Trump will probably die behind bars, while Biden tries not to die in office, FBI criminal investigation finds the FBI was the criminal, cop misses deadly pomeranian and shoots woman instead, and the government would rather release alien bodies than Epstein’s client list.

Earth-shattering Congressional hearings reveal alien visitation, but the media is just reporting it’s hot outside, Congress has become a hospice ward, it’s not suicide when a cop does it, and scientists achieve room-temperature superconductivity in monumental technological breakthrough.

How the writers & actors strike may save Hollywood for the Cheesecake Factory demographic, country music artist proves his song is racist by overtly trying not to be racist, DeMadness says slavery was a good career move, it’s time for the 3rd party bait and switch again, Congress checks out Hunter Biden porn, Texas makes sure immigrants’ backs stay wet, and how hot is it?

Brave and Stunning WoMAN wins Miss Netherlands, Left seems to support child sex trafficking because Right opposes it, leaked emails show Fauci & NIH pressured scientists to deny COVID lab leak evidence, “colored people” vs. “people of color,” Wagner probably got the nukes, chickens lead humanity into a new epoch, and body double or Biden Silver Alert?

Alex and Adrian wax philosophically on “America’s Birthday,” the reality behind why the press hates the First Amendment, world leaders hear AI’s argument for taking over at UN summit, Ron DeMadnesss goes GigaChad in homophobic (and homoerotic) campaign ad, French gets turned on turning on cell phones, GOP and Dems flip positions on surveillance state again, and Michelle O at 20-1 odds.

Prigozhin may have stolen nukes before ending coup, Senators Rubio and Hawley seem to confirm US has alien spacecraft, French riots border on revolution, SCOTUS is right and wrong, nanobots like Uber for sperm, Floridians can’t seem to stop shooting through doors, Reefer Ron DeMadness goes full R-word, and we're not saying Bill Gates is causing malaria, but...