Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #135: We’re back in the USSR

The left learns citizens with assault rifles are a good thing, Adrian learns a better recipe for Molotov cocktails, Alex learns how to say “go f*** yourself” in Russian, the right fails to learn anything at all, police fail to learn Minority Report was a cautionary tale, and will we all learn a nuclear holocaust is best hope for humanity’s survival? 

Episode #134: Nelson Mandella effects Adrian’s charity chop shop

Alex recovers from Jazzercise, FDA executive admits it’s all about the Benjamins, the battle for Kyiv/Kiev may have just begun as Russia spins up her nukes, Hillary’s email server found in a file box at Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s ripped up documents found in her basement – or something like that, Epstein’s pimp didn’t kill himself either, and “Would you like to SuperSize your heroin?”

Episode #133: We are your trusted source for mis- dis- mal-information

Alex keeps cool in travel hell, Weeble rapists in the Metaverse, robot dogs on the border, Fed plans to break the economy worse, Putin gonna start shootin, science shows we were right about COVID, ATF says they did actually make gun registry, CIA says they were spying on us all along, and DHS calls us terrorists for pointing all that out.

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Episode #132: The Spice Melange

Jeff Goldblum takes all Alex’s money, only sisters qualify for SCOTUS – stupid SOBs need not apply, Ender’s Game robot war with Russia and/or China more likely every day, government kills refuge animals because they might die otherwise, semen is not 5G compatible, Disney to release “Snow Latina and the seven little people,” and space octopuses are really a thing.

Episode #131: Adrian’s Ego gets Mugged, Alex’s Yugo takes him to Egoville

Olympians told to bring burners ‘cause Xi will be listening, three good reasons to distrust government and do heavy drugs, your face is the new 1040 form, apparently the Fed doesn’t know they already have a digital currency, a person did something to some people that may or may not have been terrorism, and Tom Cruise gets one step closer to Xenu.

Episode #130: Don’t Panic. It’ll all be over soon.

Adrian mistaken for a bear, Alex is rollin’ tiny, Florida-style freedom branded authoritarian, record-breaking transgender swimmer finally beaten by another transgender swimmer, the Metaverse is gonna milk you, Army training to kick your anti-authority ass, Russia and US accuse each other of false flags…and they’re both probably being honest for once.

Episode #129: If you believe “My Body, My Choice,” you might be a Libertarian Zealot

Adrian is convinced he’s either a prophet or a psychotic, Alex still living in his garage trying to understand fire, world-renowned virologist banned from social media for questioning vaccines he invented, SCOTUS poised to neuter POTUS, you’re a suspect because the algorithm says so, and “farm in a box” may be the way to feed the world.

Episode #128: Men Are From Mars, and They’re Taking Over Venus

Adrian confronts his New Year superstitions, Alex gets aroused by 3D house erection, NYC correctly offers race-based COVID treatment for all the wrong reasons, your digital assistant is trying to kill you, D-bags torch Southernmost Point buoy, China parades COVID rule-breakers through streets…and that’s the least totalitarian thing they’ve done this week.

Episode #127: The Yuletide Tale How Momma Rocked the Casbah

Adrian learns more of his origin story that he didn’t necessarily want to know, Alex’s Alexa gets an earful with the girls and a new massage table, Biden gives a Christmas wish of “Let’s Go Brandon,” we get all geeky with Science Sunday, GenX says 2020-2021 wasn’t so bad, and Conservatives say Trump is senile, but they still support him in 2024.