Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #181: We are ruled by ManBearPigs in drag

World Economic Forum founder cosplays Dr. Evil at Davos, Gore makes big bank on fear porn, smiling Greta plays meat in cop sandwich, Santos’ backstory keeps getting better, Adrian volunteers to take the felony rap for Boeing, Big Brother is tracking your money transfers, San Fran reparations offers 400 acres and a mule, cops kill more black folks - plus a white guy for good measure.

Episode #180: Gaslighting Politicians are Kilowatting the Planet

U.S. Presidents take less care with Top Secret documents than you do with your tax returns, how your face could land you in jail, FBI informants to defend Proud Boys, FAA’s punch card reader fails, ACLU might care about your civil liberties again, putting the “D” in Police Departments, Beetlejuice offers extra credit, and #ButSheSlappedMeFirst.

Episode #179: McCarthy wins C-SPAN featherweight title

Adrian enjoys Lelu Dallas Multipass, Alex consoles momma with bad teeth, the proper execution of transgender equality, billionaire immortality, why you shouldn’t sleep with your sister, let’s just nuke the Saudis and get it over with, VPN sales skyrocket in NOLA after porn law, and did the vax contribute to Hamlin’s heart attack?  Maybe...or not.

Episode #178: Our bit goes horribly wrong, killing Pele and the Pope

Alex and Adrian resolve to sneak into more places they don’t belong, Americans learn the dark outcome of militarizing air travel, we plot ways to profit from the “cooling credit” geoengineering scam, we demand graphic video proof that George Santos is actually gay, and 2023 will be the year of political IDGAF…at least until WWIII starts.

Episode #177: Index-finger-release-mechanism Warning: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Alex and Adrian mock 95% of America by describing the harsh Florida winter, Roomba porn proves Rule 34, Google AI set to destroy Google, Stanford University policy bans “woke” words and phrases for being offensive, and we’re pretty sure that telling you that “spooks” run social media will violate that policy.

Episode #176: Coitus Joe Biden and get 25% off

Adrian recounts his strange adventures in Appalachia, Alex gets a faceful of teal satin, fusion energy breakthrough could begin a new chapter for humanity…or not, Musk the power-tripping hypocrite is still mankind’s best hope, Trump acolytes are still suckers, cops are still killing black folks, and we’re trying real hard not to say the F-word. 

The Best of Unattended Baggage Volume #002

Enjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie

Episode #175: How to make Alex Jones seem moderate

Alex embarks on yet more harebrained schemes, Adrian deals with yet more brain entropy, FBI reveals using tools for spying on Americans as Snowden goes Ruskie for doing the same thing, Florida sociopath politician does time, LGBTQ+ community is armed and fabulous, Jim Carey succumbs to Mandela Effect, Return the Slab, and they did throttle Hunter’s laptop.

Episode #174: Well, Ackchyually…

Uber Alex bags an old lady with no pasties, Adrian contemplates the two F’s of prolonged eye contact, AP reporter gets fired for telling the truth about Russian missile strike, COVID lockdowns and strikes to kink supply chain, this show costs less than $600, and we need to block out the sun to prevent polar bears from getting jungle fever. 

Episode #173: EXCLUSIVE: The Truth About The Poland Missile Strike

In an exclusive investigation, we reveal indisputable evidence that the US and NATO are lying about a stray Ukrainian surface-to-air missile killing two in Poland, and we lay out facts that prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the strike was actually from an incorrectly-targeted Russian cruise missile.