Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #186: Knee-deep in pistachios

I’m Alex Snitker and I have diabetes, Adrian learns his subconscious economic indicator, government panel recommends disarming the US military to save lives, getting high as a zombie, AZ violates Constitution to enforce socialist patriotism, BootieGig channels Dukakis, Gen Z ain’t gettin any, and Biden whips out a brass pair.

Episode #185: Bing, ET, and the US Senate are all very confused

Congress seems very worried about the unidentified things we’re shooting down, Microsoft’s new AI appears to be having a mental breakdown, Epstein’s list of pervs and pedos about to go public, environmentalists don’t know where paper comes from while others think 2kg of sulfur will save the planet.

Episode #184: Politician Pathologies and Simian Glory Holes

We find the real purpose of the Chinese balloons, Santos and Luna usher in new breed of politician, Church of England plans to remove God’s penis, ganja and guns are together again, AI censor bans AI generated content for offending humans, and DeSantis has the right stuff to be President – namely self-righteous hypocrisy. 

Episode #183: What did you think was going to happen?

China’s trial balloon flummoxes Biden, Trump shocked Bob Woodward would publish interviews he agreed to, programmers amazed that their deepfake AI is being used to make deepfakes, Congress amazed that genetically engineering viruses leads to mutated viruses, and Alex and Adrian are surprised than any of them are surprised.

Episode #182: Third Strike for the Storm Drain Lady

Adrian gets fooled by A Natural Woman, Alex romances Adrian with his language skills, police seem to be getting better at policing their brutality, scientists getting to the molten core of climate change, news stories about Asians killing Asians omit the word “Asians,” Google employees not happy massages ending, and TikTok is clearly ChiCom spyware which the US government has no business banning.

Episode #181: We are ruled by ManBearPigs in drag

World Economic Forum founder cosplays Dr. Evil at Davos, Gore makes big bank on fear porn, smiling Greta plays meat in cop sandwich, Santos’ backstory keeps getting better, Adrian volunteers to take the felony rap for Boeing, Big Brother is tracking your money transfers, San Fran reparations offers 400 acres and a mule, cops kill more black folks - plus a white guy for good measure.

Episode #180: Gaslighting Politicians are Kilowatting the Planet

U.S. Presidents take less care with Top Secret documents than you do with your tax returns, how your face could land you in jail, FBI informants to defend Proud Boys, FAA’s punch card reader fails, ACLU might care about your civil liberties again, putting the “D” in Police Departments, Beetlejuice offers extra credit, and #ButSheSlappedMeFirst.

Episode #179: McCarthy wins C-SPAN featherweight title

Adrian enjoys Lelu Dallas Multipass, Alex consoles momma with bad teeth, the proper execution of transgender equality, billionaire immortality, why you shouldn’t sleep with your sister, let’s just nuke the Saudis and get it over with, VPN sales skyrocket in NOLA after porn law, and did the vax contribute to Hamlin’s heart attack?  Maybe...or not.

Episode #178: Our bit goes horribly wrong, killing Pele and the Pope

Alex and Adrian resolve to sneak into more places they don’t belong, Americans learn the dark outcome of militarizing air travel, we plot ways to profit from the “cooling credit” geoengineering scam, we demand graphic video proof that George Santos is actually gay, and 2023 will be the year of political IDGAF…at least until WWIII starts.

Episode #177: Index-finger-release-mechanism Warning: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Alex and Adrian mock 95% of America by describing the harsh Florida winter, Roomba porn proves Rule 34, Google AI set to destroy Google, Stanford University policy bans “woke” words and phrases for being offensive, and we’re pretty sure that telling you that “spooks” run social media will violate that policy.