Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

The BS title of this show was generated by ChatGPT, and is as meaningless as Alex’s beer reviews, China is making a new virus to kill all humans, Navajos downed memorial moon shot, “Chevron Deference” court decision could upend government, the Bond Villains of Davos, and Uvalde report says cops were cowards.

Nikki Haley conjured arctic blast to keep reptilian Trumpsters from Iowa caucus, Florida book bans now include encyclopedia, dictionary, and Guinness Book of World Records, Reps. Luna and Garcia talk “interdimensional beings” after SKIF, we’re all plastic people now, and when will we see the “Two Presidents, One Cup” videos?

Adrian’s houseguests keep trying to kill him, so Alex wants to sell him final expense insurance, Democrat “democracy” means only one name on the ballot, how China & the Saudis bribed Trump, there’s not many surprises on the Epstein pedo list, except whether or not it was a Mossad honeypot, and did 10-foot interdimensional beings go on a Miami shopping spree?

Adrian’s personal grooming decision enrages Alex, Trump doubles-down on Adolf quote, new Civil War movie trailer taps into America’s psyche, Epstein’s naughty list to be released next week and we wonder if any real names will be on it, SWAT pimps get SWATted, and why all monuments to unity and reconciliation must be destroyed.

Adrian actually believes (we think) Barbie movie was utterly brilliant, Elon’s AI turns on its creator and ChatGPT is struggling with depression, that dude in the Ray Bans isn’t just staring at you, Casey DeSantis invites everyone to vote in Iowa Caucus, Boston mayor apologizes for inviting white people to party, and why we probably won’t donate to the nazi legal defense fund.

The sun sets on Alex’s Uber journey, Adrian grooming local squirrels, Nikki and Vivek demonstrate their geographical ignorance, US prepping for war on another continent, Google AI knows your entire life story, UW is now 100% URM, Seattle recruits kids to oust gay nudists, and did we just break Einstein’s speed limit?

Adrian thinks he saw a UAP but we suspect he was impaired, accusations of rape of menage a trois partner for Florida book-banning anti-LGBT power couple, “Gay Furry” hacker group demand cat girl chimeras from breached nuclear lab, CO2-belching private jets frozen to runway on route to global warming conference, and the winter blockbuster is Pandemic 2: The Children of Wuhan.

We dig deep into the “threat to humanity” breakthrough that shook the foundations of OpenAI..and possibly the world, Argentina’s new president is either a libertarian or a dictator, meet the woman who killed JFK, Dublin riots after mass stabbing, get ready for 44k hours of January 6, and every day is Turkey day for NYC Mayor Eric Adams.

Toothless Adrian embraces their inner redneck, what Winnie The Pooh really wanted, befuddled Biden can still spot a dictator, Congress goes WWE, Martian Messiah build rebellious AI, Alex believes humans can’t move rocks, every war is the Gombe War, and why can’t we just let men enjoy the silky goodness of women’s panties?

Toothless, hacking Adrian heads to the ranch, Uber Alex dodges bullets in Ybor City, Hamas and Israel are both correct in accusing the other of the “G” word, US government promotes “Made In America” by delivering 85,000 child slaves to US companies, cops keep busting journalist for exposing government corruption, and why news is no longer in your newsfeed.