Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #226: It’s a party for Barbies of Color on the Fat Spectrum

Adrian actually believes (we think) Barbie movie was utterly brilliant, Elon’s AI turns on its creator and ChatGPT is struggling with depression, that dude in the Ray Bans isn’t just staring at you, Casey DeSantis invites everyone to vote in Iowa Caucus, Boston mayor apologizes for inviting white people to party, and why we probably won’t donate to the nazi legal defense fund.

Episode #225: A Birds-Eye View of the least qualified BIOPC for President

The sun sets on Alex’s Uber journey, Adrian grooming local squirrels, Nikki and Vivek demonstrate their geographical ignorance, US prepping for war on another continent, Google AI knows your entire life story, UW is now 100% URM, Seattle recruits kids to oust gay nudists, and did we just break Einstein’s speed limit?

Episode #224: Politicians ban what they do in their bedrooms

Adrian thinks he saw a UAP but we suspect he was impaired, accusations of rape of menage a trois partner for Florida book-banning anti-LGBT power couple, “Gay Furry” hacker group demand cat girl chimeras from breached nuclear lab, CO2-belching private jets frozen to runway on route to global warming conference, and the winter blockbuster is Pandemic 2: The Children of Wuhan.

Episode #223: The Singularity Behind the Altman Drama

We dig deep into the “threat to humanity” breakthrough that shook the foundations of OpenAI..and possibly the world, Argentina’s new president is either a libertarian or a dictator, meet the woman who killed JFK, Dublin riots after mass stabbing, get ready for 44k hours of January 6, and every day is Turkey day for NYC Mayor Eric Adams.

Episode #222: We’re all just a bunch of professional wrestling chimpanzees

Toothless Adrian embraces their inner redneck, what Winnie The Pooh really wanted, befuddled Biden can still spot a dictator, Congress goes WWE, Martian Messiah build rebellious AI, Alex believes humans can’t move rocks, every war is the Gombe War, and why can’t we just let men enjoy the silky goodness of women’s panties?

Episode #221: Will the Hand of God save us, or swat us?

Toothless, hacking Adrian heads to the ranch, Uber Alex dodges bullets in Ybor City, Hamas and Israel are both correct in accusing the other of the “G” word, US government promotes “Made In America” by delivering 85,000 child slaves to US companies, cops keep busting journalist for exposing government corruption, and why news is no longer in your newsfeed. 

Episode #220: The Price of Free Speech

Psycho mass murderer eats a bullet, homicidal pilot ignites call to ban planes, Congress is unfortunately back in business, reports of Putin’s death appear greatly exaggerated, police kill man and bury the evidence, the AI news manipulation begins by suppressing UK Prime Ministers warning about AI, and US is methodically being drawn into Israeli war.

Episode #219: A House Divided Cannot Stand…Hopefully

What Biden tells us, what’s he really telling the Israelis, and where will it lead?  Congress’ impotence saving taxpayers $1.7 trillion for now, more Trump cronies make plea deals and drop dime, the Second Law of Infodynamics might upend reality, AI catches Ocean’s Eleven robber cop, we actually can build all solar cars, and why do hackers want your DNA?

Episode #218: 5,000 Years of Blood-Soaked Soil

Alex wants to be an undertaker, Adrian narrowly dodges a twister, we have an in-depth discussion about the Israeli-Hamas war which will probably piss everyone off, but one which we think has a rational, logical and ultimately hopeful humanitarian conclusion, we cover the glorious ineffectuality of the US Congress, and we speculate on Peruvian “Face Peelers.” 

Episode #217: War in Israel and the potential fallout

Alex saves a drunk Latino, Adrian’s wife is witchdancer, Hamas launches massive, coordinated attack on Israel with Iranian support, Hillary wants MAGA re-education camps, Trump gave US nuke sub secretes to foreigners, Target hires DHS to stop shoplifters, Biden builds Trump’s wall, and Americans keep lying to themselves about voting 3rd party.