Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Trump pulls out the same way your dad did, Californians in the dark over fire danger, Republicans fail to attack Bush for hanging out with Ellen, rifles found to be inefficient at killing people, you’re not making any friends, and South Park says F.U. to the Chinese government.

Adrian says start James Conner on your fantasy team, Alex gives Tea Party a dose of anarchy, crazy Rudy and baby eaters usher in golden age of satire, Florida woman dies in port-o-potty explosion, saving money will get you fired from the Pentagon, Danielle joins us to expose maniacal midget masquerading as minor, the new UB dictionary needs a thesaurus, and 5G won’t fry your brain but will track your ass.

Pasco County hookers are marketing geniuses, flood insurance makes for vacant non-barge waterfront properties, award shows are stupid and football games are too expensive, politics is making you crazy, John McAfee does McAfee stuff again, cute little girl gets angry at UN, and corrupt politicians investigate corrupt politician investigating corrupt politicians.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead and the rainforest is still there, Alex the introvert gets leafy with it, Fed injects money into banks but don’t call it inflation, Saudi Arabia is the 51st state, nobody wants to be a cop, Navy chases little green men, and the Marines Coyote Battalion has been captured.

Adrian hacked by extortionists, Trump fires warmonger Bolton he hired, Republicans outspend Democrats by a record margin, silly lawmakers - vapes aren’t for kids, Alex beats the rap, gun grabbers get scared by reality, and Biden will use Yang’s $1,000 per month to buy new dentures.

Alabama wonders why Dorian didn’t give them any cocaine, Chappell throws Rotten Tomatoes, Trump wants your F.A.G. social credit score (Facebook, Amazon, Google) to decide whether you can buy a gun before Beto and Bernie take it away, union can’t figure out how to make automated checkout machines pay dues, and Hong Kong ‘Mericas’ better than us.

Your hurricane preparations are making Florida Man cringe, Rubio steals our lines in Storytime, Adrian reluctantly defends Biden and Sanders on technicalities, Alex is going to Disney World to troll the TSA, and your doorbell is literally Hitler.

Osama Bin Wyllie to visit GOP, Snitker crashes the candidate forum in storytime, the Amazon predictably burns again this year, The Chosen One will save us from cheap consumer goods, Overstock CEO is a spook, Drejka jury gets the verdict right, and NBC gets the electoral college wrong.
 

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Adrian wants to pet a gator, Alex unloads on a Florida House Rep after being blocked on Facebook, Hong Kong out-protests Proud Boys and ANTIFA, Trump’s Red Flag Laws are a big red flag, Alex sneaks into Podcast Convention, and Adrian explains how Nazis have it better than Mexicans.