Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #021 - There are not enough towels to clean up this show

Americans snatch up Black Friday deals on Chinese spy devices, the Snitker’s obsession with towels, Adrian acts 21 while aging his liver 10 years, Trump trolls the world and they fall for it, again, Psychiatry Today and turkeys are everywhere.  

Episode #020 - Excuse me, do you have Prince Andrew in the can?

Adrian watches impeachment proceedings to see who picks their nose, Epstein recorded all visitors’ “O” face and poop face,  Prince Andrew makin’ bacon, there’s a hole in Trump’s border wall plan you can drive a truck through, the Fed wants to create a second currency out of thin air, and special guest Brandon Jones joins us to talk about serious stuff like comic book characters.

Episode #019 - I’m Juror #35 bitches!

Adrian’s pros and cons of being an anarchist on federal jury duty, Alex gets a stark reminder of why he’s anti-war like most veterans, Hong Kong protesters willing to die for their cause, take a walk on the wild side....with a 7ft tall drag queen at the impeachment hearings, and will Stone and Guiliani end up on the bus or under it?

Episode #018 - The media didn’t kill himself

ABC gets busted for killing Epstein story, CBS fires ABC whistleblower, Katie Couric dines with convicted pedophile while #MeTooing others, as we all wonder whether the full story is too big to be told, also Rubio makes Pope cringe and Mussolini smile, and Home Depot runs sale on cordless border wall remover.

Episode #017 - You can have my compromise when you pry it from my cold, jazz hands

On the 9th Anniversary of his loss to Rubio, Alex goes clothes shopping while Adrian yanks his hose, famed M.E. says Epstein was murdered and everyone is like “Duh!”, new poll reveals 80% of Americans don’t have any idea what the word “compromise” means, Regan hires firefighting goats, and if you like this show shake your jazz hands.

Episode #016 - Congress creates throuple porn

You’re a bitch sir, and you’ve gone too far, Trump sends tanks to Colorado or somewhere, federal government borrows money from banks who borrowed money from Fed who printed money from nowhere, Putin pulls plug to preempt protests,  World protests like it’s 1776 but we don’t because McRib, and Congresswoman Katie Hill makes hot porn.

Episode #015 - Please stop making us talk about Trump

Tulsi “The Tease” mic drops Queen Warmonger Hillary, G7 gang decides to crash at Trump’s pad, Erdogan receives a smiley-face letter and macaroni art from Trump, millionaire Democrats fight over who is the bigger socialist, Alex declines new Frontier, Danielle has nothing to say, Adrian beats up 12-year-olds.

Episode #014 - I’m not a hypocrite, you are!

Trump pulls out the same way your dad did, Californians in the dark over fire danger, Republicans fail to attack Bush for hanging out with Ellen, rifles found to be inefficient at killing people, you’re not making any friends, and South Park says F.U. to the Chinese government.

Episode #013 - This show is satire...I think

Adrian says start James Conner on your fantasy team, Alex gives Tea Party a dose of anarchy, crazy Rudy and baby eaters usher in golden age of satire, Florida woman dies in port-o-potty explosion, saving money will get you fired from the Pentagon, Danielle joins us to expose maniacal midget masquerading as minor, the new UB dictionary needs a thesaurus, and 5G won’t fry your brain but will track your ass.

Episode #012 - Both parties are predators, and you’ve been Roofied

Pasco County hookers are marketing geniuses, flood insurance makes for vacant non-barge waterfront properties, award shows are stupid and football games are too expensive, politics is making you crazy, John McAfee does McAfee stuff again, cute little girl gets angry at UN, and corrupt politicians investigate corrupt politician investigating corrupt politicians.