Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #054 - In the words of the ancient culture of my people, “be polite.”

National Museum of African American History & Culture says rational thought and time are aspects of “Whiteness,” Portland officials ask Trump to stop kidnapping US citizens, hackers blow awesome opportunity for mayhem with Twitter takeover, DeepFakes not just for porn anymore, June US budget deficit higher than most annual deficits, and we pray for a solar storm.

Episode #053 - Free as Roger Stone in Oklahoma

Adrian immigrates to the Sooner State now that the Injuns are taking over, Trump hands Roger Stone a get out of jail free card, people with COVID die up to 60-days earlier than people without it, the media is so bad that gay frogs seem plausible, and Alex keeps it real as he opens up about his depression in the second hour.

Episode #052 - I’d be angry and afraid if not for my insanity

Alex and Adrian wonder whether they’re angry at stupid people, afraid of angry people, or just insane, Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself yet, we predict senility will win the 2020 election, headlines are almost always bullshit, and are the Avengers movies really classics?

Episode #051 - Stone age modern warfare and Planet of the Apes

Alex almost manages to stay awake through the entire show, Adrian contemplates whether he is a god, Chinese and Indian troops fighting like Thai monkeys, mask ordinance and bar shutdowns means it’s time to find a bare-face-speak-easy, and Spanish scientist report we’ve been crapping COVID-19 for 15 months.

Episode #050 - Cry Me an Egg McMuffin

Adrian and Alex have slightly different loud and angry rants on Cop Privilege, Alex learns swing trading isn’t the same as wife swapping, John Bolton finds yellowcake in Trump’s boxers, media COVID-19 coverage full of half-truths, and we’ve pissed off so many people with this show that we don’t even know how to write the trigger warning.

Episode #049 - Chaz: A sovereign nation or just a douchebag yuppie?

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) is a new world, full of ironic contradictions and undeniable truths, exposing everything that’s right -- and wrong -- with the modern world, Alex is caught cheating on his bar, Karen chastises Adrian for unsafe dentistry, the guys disagree whether more chaos is a good or bad thing, and are we erasing history or just erasing its glory?

Episode #048 - Farm Fresh Eggs and Bricks from the Anarchists Guild

Alex delivers farm-fresh non-USDA eggs to Adrian, Adrian delivers pallets of bricks to protesters courtesy of Anarchists Guild Local 151, violent clashes between police and protesters claim the life of Coronavirus, stock market rallies after 1.8 million new unemployment claims, and Trump finds a book.

Episode #047 - Sometimes Shit Just Gotta Burn

Like forest fires bring new growth, Adrian describes why riots are a natural process of rebalancing power between the people and the state, China flexes her muscles in Hong Kong and the South China Sea while Trump attacks Twitter, new revised numbers from CDC put COVID-19 mortality rate at 0.3% exonerating all those conspiracy theorists who said it would be about the same as the flu.

Episode #046 - Short Bus To The Apocalypse

Alex takes his anger out on minimum wage employees, Adrian wants Joe Biden to help him buy a Mexican, people decide lockdown is over and government is like “Um yeah...like...we were gonna do that anyway,”  turn off GPS and Bluetooth if you don’t want other people’s apps to track you, and we wonder which pervy, rich, senile white man will usher in the new American socialist dystopia.

Episode #045 - Elon Defies. Be like Elon.

Adrian gets poisoned, the girls get a warehouse, the world is opening back up whether government wants it or not, Wisconsin Supreme Court rules shutdown unconstitutional, our friend Dave Leavitt sues Seminole County over shutdown, coward cop who let kids die gets job back and sneeze guards somehow protect poker chips but not buffets.