Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #028 - At least the gulag will smell like Gwenyth Paltrow’s vagina

Vermin Supreme for President, Alex gives a really bad Oscar acceptance speech, Bernie campaign says the re-education camps will be fun for the whole family, frog stem cell cyborgs and Walmart robot janitors hook up to destroy humanity, Republicans want more gun control in Florida, and we should all settle our problems with Japanese swords.

Episode #027 - Throwing Wrenches at Chickens

Government is an Eagles vs. Giants game with Rand Paul and Mike Lee officiating, and Ricky Gervais doing color commentary.  Iran gets itchy trigger finger and Ukraine asks, “Why are we always in the middle of this crap?” ABC tries to sell “Epstein acted alone” narrative, while officials conveniently erase surveillance video of him doing so.

Episode #026 - Dr. Soleimani, or how I learned to quit a party and hate a Nazi

Iran general probably regrets thinking Trump would kiss the ring, don’t start trouble in a White Settlement church, don’t be a Jew moving into a black neighborhood, and -- for the first time ever -- Adrian shares the complete story of his war with the Nazi sun god which resulted in his permanent exit from politics.

Episode #025 - The 2nd Amendment is NOT for duck hunting at 6am

Adrian spins ancient vinyl, Alex confronts duck-hunting douchebags in his back yard, government makes homeless people sleep outside, China says if you can’t beat ‘em, breed ‘em...but beats ‘em anyway, humanity is better than ever and still sucks, Bloomberg makes a boring female prison movie, and we explore whether Melania or Michelle O. would be the better lay.

Episode #024 - Being a Libertarian Cop in an Authoritarian World

Former NYPD Detective John Baeza joins us to explain how his experience as an undercover drug cop made him stop enforcing victimless crimes, we play the “Impeachment Hypocrite Quote Game” and learn that Republicans and Democrats sound identical when the other team’s president is being impeached, Alex goes to church, Trump says more stupid stuff, and Adrian freebases DayQuil.

Episode #023 - Magnolia Thunderpussy will impose his will on you

Water heaters are neato to middle-aged men, Adrian tests negative for TDS, Congress wants back door to your dick pics, Alex gets a 5th-grade science lesson, the government lied about Afghan war, the LP Chairman isn’t a spook, and apparently, there’s some impeachment thing going on.

Episode #022 - “Hello, I’m a police officer and I’m here to shoot you.”

Miami police indiscriminately shoot a hostage and bystander, Pensacola NAS shooting proves Trump is Saudi Arabia’s bitch, Biden calls guy fat and stupid for telling the truth, Booker angry over Bloomberg’s compliment, Schiff doxing journalists isn’t fake news, and Chinese torture device reveals America’s future.

Episode #021 - There are not enough towels to clean up this show

Americans snatch up Black Friday deals on Chinese spy devices, the Snitker’s obsession with towels, Adrian acts 21 while aging his liver 10 years, Trump trolls the world and they fall for it, again, Psychiatry Today and turkeys are everywhere.  

Episode #020 - Excuse me, do you have Prince Andrew in the can?

Adrian watches impeachment proceedings to see who picks their nose, Epstein recorded all visitors’ “O” face and poop face,  Prince Andrew makin’ bacon, there’s a hole in Trump’s border wall plan you can drive a truck through, the Fed wants to create a second currency out of thin air, and special guest Brandon Jones joins us to talk about serious stuff like comic book characters.

Episode #019 - I’m Juror #35 bitches!

Adrian’s pros and cons of being an anarchist on federal jury duty, Alex gets a stark reminder of why he’s anti-war like most veterans, Hong Kong protesters willing to die for their cause, take a walk on the wild side....with a 7ft tall drag queen at the impeachment hearings, and will Stone and Guiliani end up on the bus or under it?