Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage
Alexander Snitker (libertarian-Republican political hack) and Adrian Wyllie (born-again anarchist and political has-been) banter, blather and joke about current events, while attempting to figure out whether to keep trying to salvage our Constitutional Republic, or just stock up on marshmallows to roast on the smoldering embers of society.
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Episodes
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Locked-down nostalgic millennials with disposable gubmint cheez ruin Wall Street fat cats’ week, NYC busts speakeasies like it’s 1921, “white supremacy” group members shocked their Latino leader is an FBI informant, Dems say “psyche!” on $2K stimulus, and maskless mayor pepper sprays maskless man for being maskless after maskless man confronted mayor about being maskless.
Saturday Jan 23, 2021
Saturday Jan 23, 2021
John Brennan says Biden will use lasers on unholy Libertarians, intelligent robots can “walk a mile in your shoes” before eradicating you, DeSantis says no to Florida FEMA camps, scientists aroused by dinosaur butthole, Microsoft creates new psychic medium division, and that better be coyote on your barbeque grill.
Sunday Jan 17, 2021
Sunday Jan 17, 2021
Adrian sells out to get the “V”, Alex does happy family picture time, everyone gets banned from social media and less people care, even Snake Pliskin couldn’t escape DC inauguration lockdown, the border wall grew by 15 miles under Trump, one man’s protest is another’s insurrection -- and vice versa, and hackers say All Your D*cks Are Belong To Us.
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Sunday Jan 10, 2021
Trump season finale is must-see TV as he tells supporters “I’ll be there with you” then leaves, history proves “insurgents” storm and occupy Capitol building about every 18 months and shoot it up or bomb it every 20 years or so, Biden plans to break Trump’s deficit spending record, social media censorship and app blacklisting reaches critical mass, CA governor may get evicted, and golfer offensively questions ball’s sexuality
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
Grateful Americans decorate McConnell & Pelosi’s homes and leave gifts of ham, healthcare workers say “no” to the needle, Mexico concerned about flood of US refugees, why your smart devices could SWAT you, why 2021 probably won’t be any better, and will Pam offer Trump a grab for Assange pardon?
Sunday Dec 27, 2020
Sunday Dec 27, 2020
Alex looks for a place to put his cigar and Adrian perfects his “old fashioned” technique, US and Chinese government fight over who gets to spy on you, special committee appointed by Congress to find ways to streamline Congress recommends creation of special committee to find ways to streamline Congress, Bitcoin soars, Musk ramping up Mars colonization, and will the Nashville bomber’s actual motive match the media/authorities narrative?
Saturday Dec 19, 2020
Saturday Dec 19, 2020
Rev. Adrian welcomes Rev. Alex to the church, Russians totally infiltrate US government networks, heroes with needles are coming and media debates which way to lie about it, Alex digs angry Tom Cruise, Adrian geeks out on quantum teleportation, and more government bigwigs aren’t not saying it’s not necessarily not aliens.
Saturday Dec 12, 2020
Saturday Dec 12, 2020
Alex’s spam enrages “important” person, Adrian wants to kill (and possibly eat) construction workers, Media says overwhelmed FedEx asks Galactic Federation for help shipping vaccines, Desantis blows whistle on reporter editorializing whistleblower raid, more Americans rebelling against lockdowns & distrusting vaccine, and border wall contractors leave paths for armed illegals to guard border wall construction sites...no, really.
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Alex eats bananas while his wives deal with quarantine, Adrian plays roulette with COVID data and starts peeing indoors again, fact checkers ignore facts when playing the blame game, House votes to get high, Democrats delighted as Trump lawyers suppress Republican vote, police drones flying solo, and facial recognition gets under your mask.
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Big Media profits by printing literal Chinese propaganda, Karens force Johns Hopkins to delete study showing COVID isn’t that deadly, Trump makes poo poo at kiddie desk, US/Israel play Mission Impossible in Iran, and prepare to surrender your DNA and medical history to travel.