Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #062 - Oh say can you knee, by the 50-yard line

The NFL can’t solve the world’s problems, so can we please just watch football?  Did Trump not read Bob Woodward’s bio, because taking down presidents is kinda his thing.  Will they play the Black National Anthem in the Whites Only cafes which POC are demanding?  Over half of Americans think Trump and Biden are mentally unfit for President, but will vote for one anyway.

Episode #061 - Feeling Like a Referee at a Dwarf Fight

Adrian releases the glitch, Alex fights both sides in the arena of hypocrisy, Trump calling dead troops “losers” may be the most reliable story ever from The Atlantic, Nancy Pelosi learns why you do not f**k with the people you depend on, DeSantis proves Marxist theory of property rights, you can’t cheat thermodynamics, and Pasco goes full Minority Report.

Episode #060 - Later America, it’s been nice to Kenosha

Alex and Adrian have a heated disagreement about the Kenosha shootings, and compare America today to watching a head-on car crash, Rand already said her name, Jerry Falwell Jr. is literally a cuck, Floridians say no to social tracing, and America’s top general says US military won’t intervene in election dispute...which apparently needs to be said in 2020.

Episode #059 - It’s a Goodyear to be a total hypocrite

Snowflake Trump gets triggered, and the Conservative movement jumps on the Cancel Culture Express, Netflix accused of promoting pedophilia while actual pedophile headlines DNC, 2020 offers BOGO special on hurricanes for Gulf coast, Beetlejuice sends protesters to somebody else’s house, and the ghost of Susan B. Anthony says “pardon Snowden instead.”

Episode #058 - The media is your mirror, whether you like it or not

Alex is depressed like everyone else, senile old man picks promiscuous semi-black chick as caregiver/President and BLM apparently doesn’t care that she’s also a cop, Google tattoo you, Sheriff forces people not to wear masks -- which is the same as forcing people to wear them, California government kills Uber and Lyft, and does the media tell you what to think or reveal what you really think?

Episode #057 - Fertilizer blows up, Starship doesn’t

SpaceX successfully lands grain silo, Beirut tragically learns why you shouldn’t leave tons of ammonium nitrate laying around, Biden sounds like Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino -- if Clint Eastwood had dementia, Trump uses Communist techniques to ban TikTok and demand bribes from Microsoft, and the City of Dallas invokes clauses in contracts they’re not a party to.

Episode #056 - Masks make demon semen hard to swallow

Demon semen lady seems as plausible as Fauci, who says masks are just for show and don’t really do much, new normal means funerals are for the rich and powerful only, Alex suggests 17-year-old Twitter hacker could be Adrian’s illegitimate son, Maxwell case document dump fingers Clinton, Andrew & Dershowitz, and the hurricane is offended you mispronounced his (her? their?) name.

Episode #055 - Nevermind the aliens, we’ve got bigger fish to fry

Pentagon says UFO’s are not of this Earth and we’re all like ‘Meh’, Trump offer well wishes to his dear friend Ghislaine Maxwell and talks about how he got extra credit on his dementia test, The Washington People will face the Kansas City Mascots in NFL opener before a sold-out crowd of cardboard cutouts, and Adrian will probably spend his government cheese betting on it.

Episode #054 - In the words of the ancient culture of my people, “be polite.”

National Museum of African American History & Culture says rational thought and time are aspects of “Whiteness,” Portland officials ask Trump to stop kidnapping US citizens, hackers blow awesome opportunity for mayhem with Twitter takeover, DeepFakes not just for porn anymore, June US budget deficit higher than most annual deficits, and we pray for a solar storm.

Episode #053 - Free as Roger Stone in Oklahoma

Adrian immigrates to the Sooner State now that the Injuns are taking over, Trump hands Roger Stone a get out of jail free card, people with COVID die up to 60-days earlier than people without it, the media is so bad that gay frogs seem plausible, and Alex keeps it real as he opens up about his depression in the second hour.