Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #048 - Farm Fresh Eggs and Bricks from the Anarchists Guild

Alex delivers farm-fresh non-USDA eggs to Adrian, Adrian delivers pallets of bricks to protesters courtesy of Anarchists Guild Local 151, violent clashes between police and protesters claim the life of Coronavirus, stock market rallies after 1.8 million new unemployment claims, and Trump finds a book.

Episode #047 - Sometimes Shit Just Gotta Burn

Like forest fires bring new growth, Adrian describes why riots are a natural process of rebalancing power between the people and the state, China flexes her muscles in Hong Kong and the South China Sea while Trump attacks Twitter, new revised numbers from CDC put COVID-19 mortality rate at 0.3% exonerating all those conspiracy theorists who said it would be about the same as the flu.

Episode #046 - Short Bus To The Apocalypse

Alex takes his anger out on minimum wage employees, Adrian wants Joe Biden to help him buy a Mexican, people decide lockdown is over and government is like “Um yeah...like...we were gonna do that anyway,”  turn off GPS and Bluetooth if you don’t want other people’s apps to track you, and we wonder which pervy, rich, senile white man will usher in the new American socialist dystopia.

Episode #045 - Elon Defies. Be like Elon.

Adrian gets poisoned, the girls get a warehouse, the world is opening back up whether government wants it or not, Wisconsin Supreme Court rules shutdown unconstitutional, our friend Dave Leavitt sues Seminole County over shutdown, coward cop who let kids die gets job back and sneeze guards somehow protect poker chips but not buffets.

Episode #044 - The Dangerous World of Black Market Hairdressing

Alex says you can learn a lot about a man by his T-shirt collection, Adrian finds a crowded bar, why hairdressers are now like drug dealers, this ain’t my “new normal” pal, COVID-19 has a high business mortality rate, and we ramble on with a nonsensically profound steady stream of consciousness.

Episode #043 - Is that a UFO in your pocket, or are you just happy to be off lockdown?

Alex exhausted from food delivery, Adrian’s house becomes non-stop pool party, Americans finally grow some balls and start defying government, Pentagon ain’t saying it’s aliens...but it’s aliens, NYC mayor calls for round-up of Jews, and we finally get a Libertarian in Congress but Adrian no longer cares.

Episode #042 - Gimme a Clorox 8-ball with a UV enema

Adrian calls you all cowards and idiots and says he wants old people to die, Alex thinks he can outrun the cops in his smart car, Zen and the art of pressure washing, Trump may not be stupid, he just doesn’t know enough words, UN says prepare for “biblical” famine, comedy ain’t what it used to be, and the boys dip their toes in the oil futures market.

Episode #041 - Don’t Ask, Just Open

Quit asking the government to open your business and just open your damn business, UN warns hundreds of thousands of children will die from government-made global economic crisis, government wants to loan you another $4 trillion of your own money, and we’re so tired of this virus we play “Name that Tune” for all of hour #2.

Episode #040 - Masking truths & burying lies

Mass media misinformation on mass graves gives masses major misgivings, jingle keys to break lease, roughly 2 in 5 women don’t want Alex at their door, mask mistake proves government is either lying or stupid, moms & pops living in shops, and there’s never been a better time to defy authority.

Episode #039 - Greta Van Virus

Dr. Doom Adrian predicts civil unrest in two weeks, Sunshine & Rainbows Alex says don’t worry be happy...unless you’re standing in line for Mexican take out, the last two lines of the National Anthem have been deleted, and we spend the entire second hour desperately trying to talk about anything but Rona.