Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #069 - Goodbye Petulant Child, Hello Silver Alert

Drugs win 2020 election, old white guy defeats old white guy, scary old undercover haircut lady may lose job, dumb hot chick in congress may quit, Dems realize they shouldn’t use the “S” word, Alex worried new group wants to blacklist outing administration staff, but Adrian thinks it sets a good precedent, and will this be the lame-duck session to end...well, everything?

Episode #068 - The Nightmare Before Votemas

Alex and Adrian still dealing with broken homes,  global titans of industry plan The Great Reset, police can sue you after breaking into your home and shooting you, social media censorship intensifies, Scotland bans private “hate speech” inside homes, and -- oh yeah -- there some kind of election happening.

Episode #067 - Rudy Wants Some Booty

Alex preaches to his poker buddies, Adrian yells at construction workers, Guiliani gets Borat instead of a Kazakh hottie hummer, muted mics makes for cordial debate, Rays make amazing comeback, San Fran deters Karen from calling cops on brown people, and the confusing Florida Amendments are mostly pointless.

Episode #066 - Taking Offence to Government Fences

Adrian enraged about government fencing off public land, Alex still hates John McAfee, Lil’ Judge Amy knows part of First Amendment, censoring the censors, Hunter learns why you always pay your IT guy on time, climate change kills cavemen, and beware the killer crawling toupes.

Episode #065 - Congress says QAnon causes COVID, CDC blames debating

Trump gets the ‘Rona and Dems try really hard to conceal their euphoria, presidential debate raises concerns whether slinging fecal matter transmits COVID, Adrian congratulates Tara Katuk Mac Lean Sweeny for becoming first female President of the United States, Alex’s childlike quest for free energy continues, and Pelosi and the Ministry of Information sic FBI on conspiracy theorists. 

Episode #064 - And the King decreed, “Be your faces and go to the tavern!”

Desantis lifts restrictions and rules he never had the authority to issue in the first place.  What do serial killers and female Supreme Court Justices have in common?  Will Trump use “Internet Kill Switch” to prevent the election, or will he just order the military to attack Dems?  If Macy’s has a parade, and no one is there to see it, is it still Thanksgiving?

Episode #063 - RIP RBG, POTUS SCOTUS ETA ASAP, DNC 2 86

Liberals pissed at Ruth Bader Ginsburg for dying before election while Trump somehow manages to give a proper presidential response as both sides draw battle lines for the ultimately meaningless appointment, it turns out NPR is just a smarter version of Fox News, it might be prudent to have a 100-year waiting period before calling something “settled science,” and Taiwan and Syria heat up and threaten to suck US into conflict.

Episode #062 - Oh say can you knee, by the 50-yard line

The NFL can’t solve the world’s problems, so can we please just watch football?  Did Trump not read Bob Woodward’s bio, because taking down presidents is kinda his thing.  Will they play the Black National Anthem in the Whites Only cafes which POC are demanding?  Over half of Americans think Trump and Biden are mentally unfit for President, but will vote for one anyway.

Episode #061 - Feeling Like a Referee at a Dwarf Fight

Adrian releases the glitch, Alex fights both sides in the arena of hypocrisy, Trump calling dead troops “losers” may be the most reliable story ever from The Atlantic, Nancy Pelosi learns why you do not f**k with the people you depend on, DeSantis proves Marxist theory of property rights, you can’t cheat thermodynamics, and Pasco goes full Minority Report.

Episode #060 - Later America, it’s been nice to Kenosha

Alex and Adrian have a heated disagreement about the Kenosha shootings, and compare America today to watching a head-on car crash, Rand already said her name, Jerry Falwell Jr. is literally a cuck, Floridians say no to social tracing, and America’s top general says US military won’t intervene in election dispute...which apparently needs to be said in 2020.