Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #119: We’re as accurate as Alec Baldwin with a prop gun

NIH admits they did gain of function at Wuhan but say we shouldn’t focus on that right now, first responders risk jobs to say no to vax, ChiComs have your DNA, Florida wants your shipping containers, paranoia and psychosis are the “new normal,” vaccinated 84-year-old with Parkinson’s and bone cancer dies of COVID, Trump social platform touts free speech...as long as you don’t annoy him.

Episode #118: 2 Presidents, 1 Cup

Adrian has close call with poop in a box, robot dogs with machine guns are now a thing, this week’s solar flare disappoints by failing to cause apocalypse, airline pilots losing jobs for not getting vax -- weather blamed for flight delays, Epstein planned to spill beans on Clinton and Trump before not killing himself, and shoplifters are frustrated by empty store shelves.

Episode #117: “Let’s Go Brandon,” says AT&T Spokesperson Lily

Adrian sprains elbow patting himself on the back for accurate predictions, US sends troops to Taiwan and China vows to “eliminate” them, Facebook “whistleblower” cozy with government, God’s fire and brimstone apparently wasn’t a myth, and Biden makes a “television” call to hospital so friend can cut line after vax mandates cause staff shortages.

Episode #116: When The Civil War Comes, We’ll Side With The Ninjas

Adrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all.

Episode #115: We Did It!

Leaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time.

Episode #114: Government Always Lies, But They At Least Give You Dancing Tacos

Climate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist.

Episode #113: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For Your Personal Anthem

Alex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady?

Episode #112: Is Climate Change Responsible for Male Pubescent Libido?

Alex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better. 

Episode #111 New and Improved - With 30% Less Human

Alex worships Trump Buddha and becomes a Bored Human, Adrian says the future of music is techno - like really hard core techno, Duke Energy wants you to be charitable to their profit margin, scientists shocked that our immune systems work, the Empire gives the Rebel Alliance a list of targets, and Octave Kid Fungi is apparently a thing now.

Episode #110: Sand Wars: Return of the Jihadi

Nature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists.