Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #058 - The media is your mirror, whether you like it or not

Alex is depressed like everyone else, senile old man picks promiscuous semi-black chick as caregiver/President and BLM apparently doesn’t care that she’s also a cop, Google tattoo you, Sheriff forces people not to wear masks -- which is the same as forcing people to wear them, California government kills Uber and Lyft, and does the media tell you what to think or reveal what you really think?

Episode #057 - Fertilizer blows up, Starship doesn’t

SpaceX successfully lands grain silo, Beirut tragically learns why you shouldn’t leave tons of ammonium nitrate laying around, Biden sounds like Clint Eastwood in Grand Torino -- if Clint Eastwood had dementia, Trump uses Communist techniques to ban TikTok and demand bribes from Microsoft, and the City of Dallas invokes clauses in contracts they’re not a party to.

Episode #056 - Masks make demon semen hard to swallow

Demon semen lady seems as plausible as Fauci, who says masks are just for show and don’t really do much, new normal means funerals are for the rich and powerful only, Alex suggests 17-year-old Twitter hacker could be Adrian’s illegitimate son, Maxwell case document dump fingers Clinton, Andrew & Dershowitz, and the hurricane is offended you mispronounced his (her? their?) name.

Episode #055 - Nevermind the aliens, we’ve got bigger fish to fry

Pentagon says UFO’s are not of this Earth and we’re all like ‘Meh’, Trump offer well wishes to his dear friend Ghislaine Maxwell and talks about how he got extra credit on his dementia test, The Washington People will face the Kansas City Mascots in NFL opener before a sold-out crowd of cardboard cutouts, and Adrian will probably spend his government cheese betting on it.

Episode #054 - In the words of the ancient culture of my people, “be polite.”

National Museum of African American History & Culture says rational thought and time are aspects of “Whiteness,” Portland officials ask Trump to stop kidnapping US citizens, hackers blow awesome opportunity for mayhem with Twitter takeover, DeepFakes not just for porn anymore, June US budget deficit higher than most annual deficits, and we pray for a solar storm.

Episode #053 - Free as Roger Stone in Oklahoma

Adrian immigrates to the Sooner State now that the Injuns are taking over, Trump hands Roger Stone a get out of jail free card, people with COVID die up to 60-days earlier than people without it, the media is so bad that gay frogs seem plausible, and Alex keeps it real as he opens up about his depression in the second hour.

Episode #052 - I’d be angry and afraid if not for my insanity

Alex and Adrian wonder whether they’re angry at stupid people, afraid of angry people, or just insane, Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself yet, we predict senility will win the 2020 election, headlines are almost always bullshit, and are the Avengers movies really classics?

Episode #051 - Stone age modern warfare and Planet of the Apes

Alex almost manages to stay awake through the entire show, Adrian contemplates whether he is a god, Chinese and Indian troops fighting like Thai monkeys, mask ordinance and bar shutdowns means it’s time to find a bare-face-speak-easy, and Spanish scientist report we’ve been crapping COVID-19 for 15 months.

Episode #050 - Cry Me an Egg McMuffin

Adrian and Alex have slightly different loud and angry rants on Cop Privilege, Alex learns swing trading isn’t the same as wife swapping, John Bolton finds yellowcake in Trump’s boxers, media COVID-19 coverage full of half-truths, and we’ve pissed off so many people with this show that we don’t even know how to write the trigger warning.

Episode #049 - Chaz: A sovereign nation or just a douchebag yuppie?

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) is a new world, full of ironic contradictions and undeniable truths, exposing everything that’s right -- and wrong -- with the modern world, Alex is caught cheating on his bar, Karen chastises Adrian for unsafe dentistry, the guys disagree whether more chaos is a good or bad thing, and are we erasing history or just erasing its glory?