Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #102: The Oxymoronicality of Congressional Anarchy

Alex gives Rep. Massie an Anarchist Guild coin, Adrian plans to drive to DC and take it back, Alex successfully douches at RLC convention, cities across America deploy Daleks, it’s nuke ‘em or nothing, millions of American morons think Trump will be “reinstated,” and was McAfee’s suicide was one final troll job?

Episode #101 - Be Your Own Hero -- Never Meet Your Hero

Alex falls back in love with the Libertarian Party, Adrian yells at his mom and gets sent to his room, QAnon is just a fancy word for troll job or FBI sting operation, I’m not saying it was a bat from a Wuhan lab...but it was totally a bat from a Wuhan lab, and Juneteenth is long overdue and another good reason to close government.

Episode #100 - Attending to Personal Baggage

In our 100th episode we unload some baggage when Alex realizes all that hate is burning him up -- not keeping him warm, Adrian’s fortress of solitude is under siege by his mother-in-law, how the FDA approved a drug that kills people because it’s worth $100B, Trump’s Bitcoin comments are 4-D chess for ages 3&up, and we’re wondering whether we just jumped the shark.

Episode #099 - A Card-Carrying Member of the Wuhan Babysitter’s Club

Alex exposes his two-car boudoir, Adrian spends all morning rubbing his butt, Fauci’s own emails prove Rand was right about Wuhan, drone AI autonomously hunts humans, FBI tries to track people who read news story, DOJ hacks reporters emails to find leak, and can my sex robot look like RBG?

Episode #098 - How come it gets big sometimes and points up in the air?

Alex takes boarders back to Ohio, Adrian tells court “don’t tell me where to sit,” Chinese cryptomining takeover could mean the end of Bitcoin, San Fran denizens demand right to shoplift, Biden spouts Q Anon theory about Wuhan lab, heat cops are coming, and NYC 5-year-olds taught to masturbate.

Episode #097- Pentagon Prepares to Blame Aliens for Failing Audit

Alex tells the story of how he almost got arrested for NOT abducting a strange child from school (hour 2), “Terminator” moves up one spot on the DFC, Chicago Mayor bans white reporters, scientist say dropping acid is kinda good, inflation gets “sticky,” and Biden whips out his socialism.

Episode #096- Living and Dying In Dystopian Times

Alex and Adrian unveil the “Dystopian Future Game,” Americans unmask en masse while government seeks new ways to scare us, y’all better get busy gettin’ busy...unless you want Mexicans, because that’s how you get Mexicans, war drums beating at several hotspots, China plants flag on Mars, and will forged vaccine cards work in Ohio lottery?

Episode #095- The Pirates of the Patents

Adrian rages against the gas machine, Alex brake-checks phone-facers, Dude, there’s ‘shooms on Mars...literally Marshrooms, vax patents about to get raided, Xi takes Mao’s ‘helm’, nobody bathes anymore, elementary kids overwhelm hijacker, and Buckwheat ain’t O-Tay!

Episode #094- Gay Porn Cryptography and Other Bedtime Stories

Adrian reveals his disturbing hackercraft, Alex literally falls asleep on air while talking about a chicken suit shortage, new FDA rule will kill more black people, SNL cast bristles at Musk, apps covertly tracking US troop movements, Rogan and Fauci square off, diplomats still getting microwaved, and does anyone care if Ghilaine is mistreated in prison?

Episode #093- Yellow Cake Served By An Alternatively-Documented Border Traverser

Alex makes drain rodents, Adrian tries to befriend Pasco street Aborigine, Skynet gives a mean hummer, hypocrite Bush cries hypocrisy and Left suddenly loves him, Amazon wants you to get your hand amputated, Florida couple are the ultimate wedding crashers, and will Chauvin be sheltered or shanked?