Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #122: Slaves Wanted: $660,000 Base Salary Plus Cheerleaders

Adrian has existential crisis over missing hands, Alex intervenes with hoarder, Pfizer CEO calls vax skeptics “criminals” day before report reveals he falsified vax side effect data, it’s up to us old men to repopulate the planet, new spaceship is WAY too sci-fi, Satanic ritual turns into concert, and I’ll have the Communism with a side of gold-plated steak.

Episode #121: R Anon and Racial Squid Bias

Squirrels 1, Hawks 0, Facebook Metaverse wags the simulated dog, some elections happened or something, Mainers make food a Right -- but not how you think, the rise of UK troll jail, lost Amazonian tribe gets vaxxed, Elon calls UN’s bluff, Trumpster Karen loses her White Privilege, and global elite fly 400 private jets to stop global warming.

Episode #120: 44 Puppies is a Tragedy, 5 Million People is a Statistic

Alex is Kung Fu fighting...kinda, Adrian partially comes out as gender fluid, CIA operative claims he trained Lee Harvey Oswald as a sniper, government kills man over unmowed lawn, NYC braces for crime, fires, and uncollected trash in vax mandate standoff, and maybe NASA shouldn’t have spent all that money on fapping porpoises.

Episode #119: We’re as accurate as Alec Baldwin with a prop gun

NIH admits they did gain of function at Wuhan but say we shouldn’t focus on that right now, first responders risk jobs to say no to vax, ChiComs have your DNA, Florida wants your shipping containers, paranoia and psychosis are the “new normal,” vaccinated 84-year-old with Parkinson’s and bone cancer dies of COVID, Trump social platform touts free speech...as long as you don’t annoy him.

Episode #118: 2 Presidents, 1 Cup

Adrian has close call with poop in a box, robot dogs with machine guns are now a thing, this week’s solar flare disappoints by failing to cause apocalypse, airline pilots losing jobs for not getting vax -- weather blamed for flight delays, Epstein planned to spill beans on Clinton and Trump before not killing himself, and shoplifters are frustrated by empty store shelves.

Episode #117: “Let’s Go Brandon,” says AT&T Spokesperson Lily

Adrian sprains elbow patting himself on the back for accurate predictions, US sends troops to Taiwan and China vows to “eliminate” them, Facebook “whistleblower” cozy with government, God’s fire and brimstone apparently wasn’t a myth, and Biden makes a “television” call to hospital so friend can cut line after vax mandates cause staff shortages.

Episode #116: When The Civil War Comes, We’ll Side With The Ninjas

Adrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all.

Episode #115: We Did It!

Leaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time.

Episode #114: Government Always Lies, But They At Least Give You Dancing Tacos

Climate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist.

Episode #113: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For Your Personal Anthem

Alex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady?