Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #147: PSYOP or did Voyager 1 locate Dark MAGA?

Alex Ubers Beabadoobee and FindsAGoodDoobie, Adrian gets subpoenaed in goat boy saga, Army releases creepy AF “Ghost In The Machine” video and we don’t know what to think by design, deep space probe needs “noclip” cheat code, Cawthorn implodes, Putin yields, UFOs descend, AI personifies, and how many hands to you need to rub one out?

Episode #146: Driving Miss Crazy

Alex gets speakeasy access and learns tips for cooking meth in the new “Uber Confessions” segment, Adrian realizes he has no life after spending hours on plan to terrify Indian scam callers, crypto bros still HODLing, we’re praying that Vlad and Xi live long enough to start a nuclear war, and how do you tell which Korean twin didn’t drink the fluoride?

Episode #145: Wombs, War, and The Causality of Correlation

Adrian unveils his “Abortion Love Boat” business plan, we finally find a political issue in which the majority of Americans agree with us,  Putin likely to push the button this week, Moscow Chapter of the International Guild of Professional Anarchists gives video tutorial on proper Molotov Cocktail deployment, and it turns out they weren’t talking about “environmental” impact.

Episode #144: From Russia With Love, Signature Incomprehensible

Alex says old people need to start loving brown people if they want their checks to keep coming, Adrian examines Florida law designed to do nothing but give both sides primary election red meat, Russian “intelligence” stages false flag with hilarious blunders, Congresswoman uses cleavage to hypnotize colleagues, and everyone missed the point of FBI spying on Americans.

Episode #143: Bayraktar

Alex wants to be an expat…but he’s really a cult leader, Adrian’s pet goatboy goes free, Easter Bunny saves America from unscripted Biden, may the blessing of St. Javelin be upon you, TN lawmakers go full Libertarian without knowing it, UK news hit piece on Slab City anarchy seems more like a travel brochure, sabotage and insurrection growing in Russia, and we’re now only about a week away from a nuclear war.

Episode #142: Can you feel the love tonight?

Alex has road rage over friendly motorists, Adrian is totally into reptilian orgies, Ukrainian missiles make Russian sailors wet, Putin fantasizes about releasing his big payload, Twitter tells Musk “no means no,” COVID has gotten so bad that you don’t even notice, Disney helps cops abuse the public, and America is a nation run by elderly dementia patients.

Episode #141: Free Speech for Me, Not for Thee

Alex may be losing 33% of his friends, Adrian thinks it’s actually 50%, Musk guarantees he won’t get Trumped on Twitter, Cali has most gun laws AND most gun violence – but fails to see the connection, FBI’s kidnapping plot fails to get any convictions, how Zelensky is becoming 21st Century Churchill and mainstream media says COVID conspiracy theorist were right all along.

Episode #140: From Hollywood to Moscow, it’s the Era of the B*tch Slap

Alex has $25 lobster mac ‘n cheese on Indian reservation, Adrian plays ‘No True Scotsman’ card, we hope that Trump and Hunter Biden share the same prison cell with Epstein’s guards watching them, Google founder helps to build Terminator army, Joe Biden’s dementia may actually save the world, and are Congressional coke-fuelled orgies ADA compliant?

Episode #139: Honestly, nihil est verum

Alex will grant you one favor on this the day of his “daughter’s” dance, Adrian discovers the fundamental flaw of humanity…then realizes his theory is fundamentally flawed, Magnolia Thunderpussy and Dodge Cruz grill Lawyers in Love, future Best Actress recipients likely men, we dig into Putin’s brain, and hopefully the giant solar flare is coming soon.

Episode #138: Drones track Juicee chick assassins with Orbeez

Alex once again wants to commit genocide over fast-food drive-through rudeness, Starbucks saves the planet by becoming 7-11, just admit it – you wouldn’t do a damn thing if America got invaded, Cuomo was secretly stacking bodies while basking in praise for his COVID response, the odds of a global apocalypse sadly decrease, and what’s with all these Russian-speaking Mexicans?