Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #097- Pentagon Prepares to Blame Aliens for Failing Audit

Alex tells the story of how he almost got arrested for NOT abducting a strange child from school (hour 2), “Terminator” moves up one spot on the DFC, Chicago Mayor bans white reporters, scientist say dropping acid is kinda good, inflation gets “sticky,” and Biden whips out his socialism.

Episode #096- Living and Dying In Dystopian Times

Alex and Adrian unveil the “Dystopian Future Game,” Americans unmask en masse while government seeks new ways to scare us, y’all better get busy gettin’ busy...unless you want Mexicans, because that’s how you get Mexicans, war drums beating at several hotspots, China plants flag on Mars, and will forged vaccine cards work in Ohio lottery?

Episode #095- The Pirates of the Patents

Adrian rages against the gas machine, Alex brake-checks phone-facers, Dude, there’s ‘shooms on Mars...literally Marshrooms, vax patents about to get raided, Xi takes Mao’s ‘helm’, nobody bathes anymore, elementary kids overwhelm hijacker, and Buckwheat ain’t O-Tay!

Episode #094- Gay Porn Cryptography and Other Bedtime Stories

Adrian reveals his disturbing hackercraft, Alex literally falls asleep on air while talking about a chicken suit shortage, new FDA rule will kill more black people, SNL cast bristles at Musk, apps covertly tracking US troop movements, Rogan and Fauci square off, diplomats still getting microwaved, and does anyone care if Ghilaine is mistreated in prison?

Episode #093- Yellow Cake Served By An Alternatively-Documented Border Traverser

Alex makes drain rodents, Adrian tries to befriend Pasco street Aborigine, Skynet gives a mean hummer, hypocrite Bush cries hypocrisy and Left suddenly loves him, Amazon wants you to get your hand amputated, Florida couple are the ultimate wedding crashers, and will Chauvin be sheltered or shanked?

Episode #092- Do sex robots steal the covers?

Big-hearted Alex opens a garage refugee camp, Adrian realizes all human interaction is just fighting over the covers, cops are still shooting black people and black people are still angry about it,  Florida Man gets away with Dukes of Hazzard jump, we speculate on which dystopian sci-fi movie will ultimately come true...probably the one about sex robots and monkey people.

Episode #091- A Throbbing Jinping and a Wet Putin

The Snitker house gets the ‘Rona, computers fear Adrian, Russia poised to prevent humanitarian crisis in Ukraine by killing Ukrainians, China plans to liberate Taiwan by killing Taiwanese people, Amazon should tell government, “Whatcha gonna do, eh?”, cops shoot their own dog for money, and elect Rock/Stunning Woman 2024.

Episode #090- *Not Actual Currency -- No Redeeming Social Value

The coins are in, Alex reviews The Cassandra Trigger then goes on a racist rant, Adrian shamelessly self-promotes then gets demoted, Rep. Matt Gaetz goes from R. Fla to R. Kelly, our semen ain’t what it used to be, YouTube thinks snuff films aren’t as bad as Info Wars, and DeSantis outlaws Biden’s vaccine passport push while underground capitalism creates other solutions.

Episode #089- I know you saved the universe and all, but you’re black, so...

Alex becomes a wedding planner, Adrian is a NIMBY statist who analyzes panther hairballs, “racially motivated” depends on who’s on which side of the gun, mileage tax coming soon, how not to invade Burma, 6-year-old on trial for picking flower,  and for the love of God...put some damn guns on your boat!

Episode #088- Where is Chevy Chase when we need him?

Alex wants to marry you, Adrian can’t stop thinking about Lucille Bogan’s thumbs, Jews ought to know better, Florida seems like a free state, forget governments...reset my debt, no license for lovin’, Biden wishes Trump built a wall, and are you trying to get SkyNet?  Because that’s how you get SkyNet.