Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Adrian enjoys Lelu Dallas Multipass, Alex consoles momma with bad teeth, the proper execution of transgender equality, billionaire immortality, why you shouldn’t sleep with your sister, let’s just nuke the Saudis and get it over with, VPN sales skyrocket in NOLA after porn law, and did the vax contribute to Hamlin’s heart attack?  Maybe...or not.

Alex and Adrian resolve to sneak into more places they don’t belong, Americans learn the dark outcome of militarizing air travel, we plot ways to profit from the “cooling credit” geoengineering scam, we demand graphic video proof that George Santos is actually gay, and 2023 will be the year of political IDGAF…at least until WWIII starts.

Alex and Adrian mock 95% of America by describing the harsh Florida winter, Roomba porn proves Rule 34, Google AI set to destroy Google, Stanford University policy bans “woke” words and phrases for being offensive, and we’re pretty sure that telling you that “spooks” run social media will violate that policy.

Adrian recounts his strange adventures in Appalachia, Alex gets a faceful of teal satin, fusion energy breakthrough could begin a new chapter for humanity…or not, Musk the power-tripping hypocrite is still mankind’s best hope, Trump acolytes are still suckers, cops are still killing black folks, and we’re trying real hard not to say the F-word. 

Enjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie

Alex embarks on yet more harebrained schemes, Adrian deals with yet more brain entropy, FBI reveals using tools for spying on Americans as Snowden goes Ruskie for doing the same thing, Florida sociopath politician does time, LGBTQ+ community is armed and fabulous, Jim Carey succumbs to Mandela Effect, Return the Slab, and they did throttle Hunter’s laptop.

Uber Alex bags an old lady with no pasties, Adrian contemplates the two F’s of prolonged eye contact, AP reporter gets fired for telling the truth about Russian missile strike, COVID lockdowns and strikes to kink supply chain, this show costs less than $600, and we need to block out the sun to prevent polar bears from getting jungle fever. 

In an exclusive investigation, we reveal indisputable evidence that the US and NATO are lying about a stray Ukrainian surface-to-air missile killing two in Poland, and we lay out facts that prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the strike was actually from an incorrectly-targeted Russian cruise missile.

Alex feels compelled to review election results, much to Adrian’s chagrin, Kherson is liberated as Russian soldiers steal civilian clothes to escape, the DOJ is bad at math, Mexico might need a northern border wall, we embrace the “d*ck of the country,” cybersecurity sleuths bust CIA/DOD criminal internet operation, and are you trying to get crats?  ‘Cause that’s how you get crats.

Alex gets pissed over Mike’s LP politics, Adrian revisits Fallout 3, the self-fulfilling prophecy of doomsayer politics, scientists can’t figure out AI, filtering hyperbole out of the Mississippi River, 10,000 Chinese monkeys invade Florida, weed could be 100% legal in majority of states next week, and will war between Iran and Saudi Arabia wag the dog or eat it?