Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

US intelligence leak and leaker are conveniently beneficial to US objectives, China planning ahead for US sanctions, careful where you stick your USB, ethical hackers face a gambit, only semen left for Florida to ban, sell that REIT now, thieves literally dropping dimes, and “lady, just get out of the car!”

The seaweed is back…but this time it’s personal, Russian propagandist literally gets his head handed to him, Tennessee purges protesting politicians, Florida goes Handmaiden’s State, Bud Light encourages you to buy their gay beer for target practice, Trump wants his $18M for classified docs, and we should probably nuke the aliens while we have the chance.

We’re waxing philosophical about your reptilian brain, Disney goes King Charles on DeSantis, TikTok ban may eviscerate internet freedom, death by chatbot suicide, Epstein investigation rounds up billionaires, Adrian ponders Michelle O. vs. Pence in 2024, media struggles with gunperson’s pronouns, fungus is the new COVID, and how many Yuans will America’s next war cost?

We discuss the obvious political witch hunt of the man who definitely belongs behind bars, and the Florida Man who stands to benefit and lose the most from it, we wonder if the Africans will arrest the Caucasian who belongs below the jail, we’re excited that the “Don’t Say Gay” guy is going to jail for the noble cause of defrauding the government, and we wish the guys who invented DDT were still alive so they could go to jail, too.

Trump perp walk likely coming soon, Sino-Soviet “Global Civilization” may be precursor to WWIII, Fauci says lab leak caused by naturally-infected person walking into Wuhan lab…then walking out, meanwhile, the CDC was tracking our phones, Fed says don’t worry about bank failures because they have unlimited money, we discuss the proper role of pimps in society and the guard-prisoner sexual dynamic.

Alex upsets the show schedule to sniff Ron Paul’s pillow, we revisit our investigation into the Wuhan lab leak from September 2021 and compare it to the revelations in this week’s Congressional hearing (spoiler alert…we were right), U.S. says Kaiser Soze blew up Nord Stream 2 pipeline, two terrorist groups face off in GA cop city, that Chinese crane is spying on you, and did Jimmy Kimmel have Epstein on speed dial?

Florida Legislature giving us Florida Mans a bad name, new “organoid intelligence” movement wants AI to have human brains, FBI & DoE fall for “Wuhan lab leak” conspiracy theory, Colorado cops launch the First Annual Unarmed Civilian Murder Award Ceremony, Beetlejuice gets the boot, and East Palestine residents are lucky Disney’s Mickey Mouse copyright has expired.

I’m Alex Snitker and I have diabetes, Adrian learns his subconscious economic indicator, government panel recommends disarming the US military to save lives, getting high as a zombie, AZ violates Constitution to enforce socialist patriotism, BootieGig channels Dukakis, Gen Z ain’t gettin any, and Biden whips out a brass pair.

Congress seems very worried about the unidentified things we’re shooting down, Microsoft’s new AI appears to be having a mental breakdown, Epstein’s list of pervs and pedos about to go public, environmentalists don’t know where paper comes from while others think 2kg of sulfur will save the planet.

We find the real purpose of the Chinese balloons, Santos and Luna usher in new breed of politician, Church of England plans to remove God’s penis, ganja and guns are together again, AI censor bans AI generated content for offending humans, and DeSantis has the right stuff to be President – namely self-righteous hypocrisy.