Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #116: When The Civil War Comes, We’ll Side With The Ninjas

Adrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all.

Episode #115: We Did It!

Leaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time.

Episode #114: Government Always Lies, But They At Least Give You Dancing Tacos

Climate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist.

Episode #113: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For Your Personal Anthem

Alex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady?

Episode #112: Is Climate Change Responsible for Male Pubescent Libido?

Alex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better. 

Episode #111 New and Improved - With 30% Less Human

Alex worships Trump Buddha and becomes a Bored Human, Adrian says the future of music is techno - like really hard core techno, Duke Energy wants you to be charitable to their profit margin, scientists shocked that our immune systems work, the Empire gives the Rebel Alliance a list of targets, and Octave Kid Fungi is apparently a thing now.

Episode #110: Sand Wars: Return of the Jihadi

Nature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists.

Episode #109 Fahrenheit 404

Alex gets mad at the shrink treating his anger management, Adrian gets banned forever from YouTube because...something, Ph.Ds and high school dropouts agree on vaccines, Obama parties like it’s 2019, Hunter Biden makes a new porno in which he tells a hooker that his Russian drug dealer stole his last porno, and the US media pretends they didn’t see it.

Episode #108 Jack Auffelot and the Sclerotic Allocution

Alex has an eclectic meth birthday, Adrian and his wife try swinging at a bar, US military creates AI Nostradamus, Nipple Ring Cuomo finally gets #MeTooed, human interplanetary exploration still waiting on a permit, walkthrough on defeating the level 29 Masc Lesbian boss, and China making faces after stealing your personal data.

Episode #107: We’re Pulling Out Of This Show For Mental Health Reasons

Alex says deez nuts are getting old, Adrian begs for more spam, CDC joins in “The Fauci Two-Step,” programmer creates AI to replicate dead fiancé, NOT driving now causes global warming, government targets racist plants, and your reaction to Simone’s decision is more about you than her.