Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

The Best of Unattended Baggage Volume #001

Enjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie

Episode #132: The Spice Melange

Jeff Goldblum takes all Alex’s money, only sisters qualify for SCOTUS – stupid SOBs need not apply, Ender’s Game robot war with Russia and/or China more likely every day, government kills refuge animals because they might die otherwise, semen is not 5G compatible, Disney to release “Snow Latina and the seven little people,” and space octopuses are really a thing.

Episode #131: Adrian’s Ego gets Mugged, Alex’s Yugo takes him to Egoville

Olympians told to bring burners ‘cause Xi will be listening, three good reasons to distrust government and do heavy drugs, your face is the new 1040 form, apparently the Fed doesn’t know they already have a digital currency, a person did something to some people that may or may not have been terrorism, and Tom Cruise gets one step closer to Xenu.

Episode #130: Don’t Panic. It’ll all be over soon.

Adrian mistaken for a bear, Alex is rollin’ tiny, Florida-style freedom branded authoritarian, record-breaking transgender swimmer finally beaten by another transgender swimmer, the Metaverse is gonna milk you, Army training to kick your anti-authority ass, Russia and US accuse each other of false flags…and they’re both probably being honest for once.

Episode #129: If you believe “My Body, My Choice,” you might be a Libertarian Zealot

Adrian is convinced he’s either a prophet or a psychotic, Alex still living in his garage trying to understand fire, world-renowned virologist banned from social media for questioning vaccines he invented, SCOTUS poised to neuter POTUS, you’re a suspect because the algorithm says so, and “farm in a box” may be the way to feed the world.

Episode #128: Men Are From Mars, and They’re Taking Over Venus

Adrian confronts his New Year superstitions, Alex gets aroused by 3D house erection, NYC correctly offers race-based COVID treatment for all the wrong reasons, your digital assistant is trying to kill you, D-bags torch Southernmost Point buoy, China parades COVID rule-breakers through streets…and that’s the least totalitarian thing they’ve done this week.

Episode #127: The Yuletide Tale How Momma Rocked the Casbah

Adrian learns more of his origin story that he didn’t necessarily want to know, Alex’s Alexa gets an earful with the girls and a new massage table, Biden gives a Christmas wish of “Let’s Go Brandon,” we get all geeky with Science Sunday, GenX says 2020-2021 wasn’t so bad, and Conservatives say Trump is senile, but they still support him in 2024.

Episode #126: Saving Matt Damon from Utopian Anarchy

Alex encounters racist Jewish librarians, Adrian gets lost due to crippling paranoia, quoting the government will get you banned from social media, dogs and monkeys go to war, pedo prince says raping children is “constitutional,” AI argues for banning AI, NYC burns more natural gas to limit natural gas use, and why Trump vs. Hillary in 2024 would be awesome.

Episode #125: A foggy night with Syd & the boys

Alex and Adrian get carried away with music appreciation, scientists are “meh” over SuperAIDS COVID while media & governments freak out, Joel stashed the money in the John, Authoritarians gather to warn about Authoritarians spreading Authoritarianism, and the future looks bright as we stumble headlong into WWIII.

Episode #124: We’ll call it SuperAIDS COVID if that’s OK with China

Adrian teaches kids how to drink beer properly, nearly a third of US military about to be fired, Jimmy Hoffa possibly found, trash-talking parrots offend zoo visitors, industry sour on Biden’s crude, Acme rocket launch misses Roadrunner, and aliens may actually just be humans with a bewildering array of forehead appliques.