Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #176: Coitus Joe Biden and get 25% off

Adrian recounts his strange adventures in Appalachia, Alex gets a faceful of teal satin, fusion energy breakthrough could begin a new chapter for humanity…or not, Musk the power-tripping hypocrite is still mankind’s best hope, Trump acolytes are still suckers, cops are still killing black folks, and we’re trying real hard not to say the F-word. 

The Best of Unattended Baggage Volume #002

Enjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie

Episode #175: How to make Alex Jones seem moderate

Alex embarks on yet more harebrained schemes, Adrian deals with yet more brain entropy, FBI reveals using tools for spying on Americans as Snowden goes Ruskie for doing the same thing, Florida sociopath politician does time, LGBTQ+ community is armed and fabulous, Jim Carey succumbs to Mandela Effect, Return the Slab, and they did throttle Hunter’s laptop.

Episode #174: Well, Ackchyually…

Uber Alex bags an old lady with no pasties, Adrian contemplates the two F’s of prolonged eye contact, AP reporter gets fired for telling the truth about Russian missile strike, COVID lockdowns and strikes to kink supply chain, this show costs less than $600, and we need to block out the sun to prevent polar bears from getting jungle fever. 

Episode #173: EXCLUSIVE: The Truth About The Poland Missile Strike

In an exclusive investigation, we reveal indisputable evidence that the US and NATO are lying about a stray Ukrainian surface-to-air missile killing two in Poland, and we lay out facts that prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the strike was actually from an incorrectly-targeted Russian cruise missile.

Episode #172: Ammo-thieving Babushkas fight Competitive Authoritarianism

Alex feels compelled to review election results, much to Adrian’s chagrin, Kherson is liberated as Russian soldiers steal civilian clothes to escape, the DOJ is bad at math, Mexico might need a northern border wall, we embrace the “d*ck of the country,” cybersecurity sleuths bust CIA/DOD criminal internet operation, and are you trying to get crats?  ‘Cause that’s how you get crats.

Episode #171: Civilization? I’ll stay right here

Alex gets pissed over Mike’s LP politics, Adrian revisits Fallout 3, the self-fulfilling prophecy of doomsayer politics, scientists can’t figure out AI, filtering hyperbole out of the Mississippi River, 10,000 Chinese monkeys invade Florida, weed could be 100% legal in majority of states next week, and will war between Iran and Saudi Arabia wag the dog or eat it? 

Episode #170: Politicians congratulate themselves for finally failing to be an impediment

Alex sings with his second-favorite pedo, Adrian talks millennials off the atomic edge, why Americans should have to fight to the death for the right to vote, with 15-minute 911 hold times…maybe it’s time for “Uber Ambulance,” and China imprisons 200,000 iPhone slave laborers as Gen Z anti-capitalists shun green texters.

Episode #169: Looting the looters & hiring illegals to deport illegals

Alex gets first-hand look at Ian’s destruction, Adrian thanks Biden for his fascism, Circle K might start selling weed inside (instead of around back), Oakland wants to kill citizens with “tracked roombas with shotguns,” Xi consolidates power in CCP, Putin’s nuke launch orders disobeyed, and it’s all climate change’s fault.

Episode #168: It’s gotta be the fluoride

Adrian’s ill and Alex be illin ‘bout singing in the shower, cops use high-tech spy tools to force women to provide them porn, why you might need more ketamine in your life, CDC lands lucrative marketing contract with Big Pharma, PayPal learns a hard lesson about misinformation, and Xi becomes emperor for life.