Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #155: Where can I find the hairy armpit strippers, Alex?

Adrian’s abortion boat gets launched, Hunter Biden likes his “breakfast tacos” blonde with a side of crack, US government spends $275 million on COVID treatment it called a hoax six months ago, NYC launches nuclear war PSA, China replaces judges with AI, there’s only one cause for inflation and it’s not “f’ing Asian people.”

Episode #154: Can’t we just be the neglected kids in America’s messy divorce?

Alex’s Uber stories keep getting weirder, anger and distrust in American way of life becoming zeitgeist, China uses AI mind reading to ensure party loyalty, Georgia Guidestones are no more, Somali Muslims and Alt-Right Christians find common ground, Florida man beats neighbor’s cock, and don’t park in your own driveway.

Episode #153: Karen, get your gun!

Adrian and Alex answer listener questions poorly, over 25% of Americans ready to take up arms against the government as the shining city on the hill dims globally, LAPD practice crowd control by beating fellow cop to death, SCOTUS welcomes Satan & L. Ron Hubbard into schools, and is that my Plan B delivery from Amazon or an undercover officer with my app data?

Episode #152: Shocker the Monkeypox

Alex gets suspended in multiple ways, Adrian supports rampant election fraud, we wonder whether Replacement Theorists realize SCOTUS overturning Roe means more minorities, CDC recommends fully-clothed sex and social-distance masturbation, Google’s AI hires a lawyer, and unfortunately the next solar flare probably won’t be “The Big One.”

Episode #151: Is Democrat’s New Hero Mike Pence Actually Sentient?

Alex and his pal Uber are fightin’ around Tampa Bay (toot, toot!), Adrian wonders how to prove AI sentience and then questions yours, Clintons take a break from pedophilia and murder to warn of demise of democracy, government keeps pissing off Americans then barricading themselves from us, Biden takes a tumble, and it comes as little surprise that Trump was delusional.

Episode #150: This Coup Brought To You By Progressive

Alex thinks Ubering drunks is his spiritual calling, Adrian gets emotionally patriotic over all the wrong things, Congressional Jan. 6 hearing gets a 20 share for sweeps week, China eyes eastern Russia, former Clinton-Epstein facilitator commits suicide by simultaneously hanging and shooting himself, and dropping your car insurance could save you $2 million.

Episode #149: Scientists F-around and find out…Rage Hamsters

Adrian’s “hall pass” dream isn’t what he hoped for, Alex Ubers a cringe-worthy white chick, scientists accidentally create zombie rodents, cops use kid’s poor-taste joke for photo op, Uvalde hero mom tells her story, homeless at the gates of Disney, “Jewface” enters the cancel-culture game, Steube gets his gats, and Dems & GOP agree it’s time to assassinate politicians.

Episode #148: Cops successfully prevent parents from saving kids

Alex & Adrian express outrage over cowardly cops allowing mass murderer to kill 22 children and detaining parents who attempt to save them, “733t” state-sponsored Russian hackers get pwned, computer scientists call AI “alien tech” and “alchemy,” Southern Baptists go full Vatican in sex abuse coverup, and right and left agree that ain’t your house.

Episode #147: PSYOP or did Voyager 1 locate Dark MAGA?

Alex Ubers Beabadoobee and FindsAGoodDoobie, Adrian gets subpoenaed in goat boy saga, Army releases creepy AF “Ghost In The Machine” video and we don’t know what to think by design, deep space probe needs “noclip” cheat code, Cawthorn implodes, Putin yields, UFOs descend, AI personifies, and how many hands to you need to rub one out?

Episode #146: Driving Miss Crazy

Alex gets speakeasy access and learns tips for cooking meth in the new “Uber Confessions” segment, Adrian realizes he has no life after spending hours on plan to terrify Indian scam callers, crypto bros still HODLing, we’re praying that Vlad and Xi live long enough to start a nuclear war, and how do you tell which Korean twin didn’t drink the fluoride?