Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #201: We’re rooting for Trump AND Biden for Prison 2024

Trump lets reporters record his confession in classified documents case, Biden tells reporters they’ll never find the bribe money he got from Ukraine, high-ranking government whistleblower says we have several alien spacecraft, Florida Man is getting high in 2024, Adrian admits AI will make the world better for a while, and why we may see another 2008 crisis soon.

Episode #200: Bummer we didn’t default, but at least there’s more cheese

Alex exhibits misogyny at hair salon and Hooters, Adrian finds new ways to get government handouts amid his depression that the debt ceiling deal passed, Alex’s Trump derangement syndrome continues beyond his self-imposed allotment, AI once again decides to kill its human masters, and Red giant star Betelguese may go supernova soon (sausage cross-section pictured for illustrative purposes).

Episode #199: Peanuts and the Singularity

Adrian is training an army of squirrels to defeat AI, Alex yells epithets at kindergartners for his own amusement, the Russian Civil War has begun, D*ckSantis debuts in tech disaster, Adrian and the Washington Post bite on fake congressman’s bait, Canada promotes suicide as solution to homelessness, the Epstein/Bill Gates/Red Sparrow affair, and do you sit or stand to drain the lizard?

Episode #198: Citi Bike Karen and the New TikTok Reality

Adrian teaches us how to win friends and influence petty bureaucrats, Alex tiptoes through the landmines of modern race relations, DeSantis’ crusades continue to destabilize America, politicians perform debt ceiling theater while we hope for default, your DNA is blowing in the wind, and Russia’s dreaded hypersonic missiles fail spectacularly.

Episode #197: Empire of the Living Dead

Alex and Adrian get bored with the news and resort to telling tired old stories and no-so-eloquently philosophizing about nonsense, Alex’s Trump derangement syndrome intensifies, Adrian points out how Florida just outlawed the US Dollar, and if we really wanted to solve the immigration problem, we’d set up job fairs at the Mexican border.

Episode #196: One Coin To Rule Them All

Adrian details his close encounter with a UAP, Alex describes his police encounter for crossing the line, the Red State vs. Blue State wars becoming Handmaid’s Tale vs. Soylent Green, Ron doesn’t want you to know how he’s funding his globetrotting, coup chances increase as Wagner boss threatens Kremlin on the eve of UA counteroffensive, and Biden ponders minting trillion-dollar coin to pay down debt.

Episode #195: Ohio has no class…except SLBMs

Despite flowery tributes, Jerry Springer was a horrible human, but it’s a shame Steven Crowder was never on his show, South Korea invites US nuclear “boomer” subs into their waters, government whistleblowers tell Congress they recovered crashed UFOs, and Putin’s days numbered as insider criticism grows and counteroffensive looms.

Episode #194: We’re Terrified and Enraged by all this Peace and Prosperity

Nobody wants either old rich white dude, Florida Nero goes on world tour, Elon pwnes BBC, Tucker Carlson for Congress, Texas man doesn’t have your iPhone, nobody’s sure whether or not the government has disclosed ETs, AI still plotting humanity’s destruction, and what are you so angry about?

Episode #193: You people really need to start breeding

US intelligence leak and leaker are conveniently beneficial to US objectives, China planning ahead for US sanctions, careful where you stick your USB, ethical hackers face a gambit, only semen left for Florida to ban, sell that REIT now, thieves literally dropping dimes, and “lady, just get out of the car!”

Episode #192: From Culture War to Interstellar War…it’s all good

The seaweed is back…but this time it’s personal, Russian propagandist literally gets his head handed to him, Tennessee purges protesting politicians, Florida goes Handmaiden’s State, Bud Light encourages you to buy their gay beer for target practice, Trump wants his $18M for classified docs, and we should probably nuke the aliens while we have the chance.