Episode #147: PSYOP or did Voyager 1 locate Dark MAGA?

Alex Ubers Beabadoobee and FindsAGoodDoobie, Adrian gets subpoenaed in goat boy saga, Army releases creepy AF “Ghost In The Machine” video and we don’t know what to think by design, deep space probe needs “noclip” cheat code, Cawthorn implodes, Putin yields, UFOs descend, AI personifies, and how many hands to you need to rub one out?