Episode #122: Slaves Wanted: $660,000 Base Salary Plus Cheerleaders

Adrian has existential crisis over missing hands, Alex intervenes with hoarder, Pfizer CEO calls vax skeptics “criminals” day before report reveals he falsified vax side effect data, it’s up to us old men to repopulate the planet, new spaceship is WAY too sci-fi, Satanic ritual turns into concert, and I’ll have the Communism with a side of gold-plated steak.