Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #274: All I Want for Christmas is a different timeline

Google CEO says “we better have our hand on the plug” when he turns AGI loose, how to become a professional drinker, crude oil now being delivered by sailboats, government tells officials to use Telegram because the NSA got hacked, beware the wrath of Gaetz, Assad flips and turns to Israel to save his skin, and we add Cheech & Chong to the Dystopian Future Chart.

Episode #273: Just tell us what’s going on!

We deep dive into the “drone” phenomenon and lay out multiple theories as to what is happening, why, and how it might all end, Luigi becomes America’s new favorite folk hero for good reasons but possibly bad outcomes, AI whistleblower suicided by OpenAI, Syria tries to find itself as Israel grabs their land, and why Alex and Adrian disagree of whether peace is possible in Ukraine.

Episode #272: House report says US Gov’t tried to kill you

House Oversight Committee report finds that COVID was engineered by NIH and leaked from Wuhan Lab and the media completely ignores the story, CEOs run for cover as Americans cheer for “hero” assassin, Joe pardons Hunter and himself by proxy, Assad flees Syria as rebels take Damascus, and why can’t the military shoot down drones?

Episode #271: Fear and Loathing in…well, everywhere

Adrian is irrationally afraid of Russia, so he spends the 20 minutes explaining to Alex why not to be afraid of Russia, Mikey helps us explore the benefits of having your clone living in a van down by the river, Gaetz gets a Cameo while Legal Barbie gets his job, Bibi declares pointing out war crimes is antisemetic, and Chinese spies spy on US spies spying on Americans. 

Episode #270: Trump’s cabinet filling up like his drawers

Alex breathlessly analyzes Trump cabinet picks, while Adrian feigns interest and impatiently waits to talk about AI eradicating humanity, there’s a war on for your Onion, the government’s aliens are leaking, more reasons to never call the cops, Biden pets Pooh, and is Elon a puppy dog or puppet master?

Episode #269: What are we gonna watch on TV now?

Season 47 of “American President” was mildly entertaining, but the plot left something to be desired..2 stars, Alex rages at Libertarian Vice Chair for going full Lewinsky on Trump, RFK’s appointment to FDA unlikely to be confirmed by Big Pharma, Trump’s “peace deal” in Ukraine likely expand war in Europe, Joe Rogan is the new kingmaker, and Elon might have been playing 4D chess after all.

Episode #268: It’s almost over…until it starts over again

Alex tries an open mic and Trump deepthroats one, the final week of the election is garbage and firing squads, $41 billion in climate funds missing from World Bank and media doesn’t care, Secret Service doesn’t understand how mobile apps work, AI ruined Irish Halloween, the cops are the Johns, and government raids home to save a squirrel then kills it.

Episode #267: News or Parody? We can’t tell anymore

Despite Adrian’s insistence Alex fails to get the GIMPS, Rogan limits Trump speech to three hours, US intentionally leaks Israeli attack plan to Iran, Oregon police host “stop resisting” hide-and-seek event, AI chatbot kills 14-year-old boy, and more evidence your hurricane insurance claim will be denied, and is Diddy pimping for ET?

Episode #266: USAF sore after multiple alien probes

Pentagon confirms mothership and UAPs swarmed US military bases for weeks, whistleblower and congress members confirm program to retrieve alien crafts and bodies, we explore the gender roles of shotgun and the unspoken rules of the back seat, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft all buying their own nuclear reactors to power AI, Gen Z thinks Hitler had some good ideas, and judge tells Florida “It’s the First Amendment, stupid.”

Episode #265: God ain’t killed Florida Man yet

We share tales of our tempestuous affair with Helene and Milton, Alex road rages at women and gays in gas lines, Adrian still hoping for a mass permanent evacuation of Florida, Teslas really don’t like water, Trump warns Detroit it might end up like Detroit, Biden’s dementia starting to sound sane, China’s all up in our back door, and this show is definitely not full of drugs.