Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Episode #268: It’s almost over…until it starts over again

Alex tries an open mic and Trump deepthroats one, the final week of the election is garbage and firing squads, $41 billion in climate funds missing from World Bank and media doesn’t care, Secret Service doesn’t understand how mobile apps work, AI ruined Irish Halloween, the cops are the Johns, and government raids home to save a squirrel then kills it.

Episode #267: News or Parody? We can’t tell anymore

Despite Adrian’s insistence Alex fails to get the GIMPS, Rogan limits Trump speech to three hours, US intentionally leaks Israeli attack plan to Iran, Oregon police host “stop resisting” hide-and-seek event, AI chatbot kills 14-year-old boy, and more evidence your hurricane insurance claim will be denied, and is Diddy pimping for ET?

Episode #266: USAF sore after multiple alien probes

Pentagon confirms mothership and UAPs swarmed US military bases for weeks, whistleblower and congress members confirm program to retrieve alien crafts and bodies, we explore the gender roles of shotgun and the unspoken rules of the back seat, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft all buying their own nuclear reactors to power AI, Gen Z thinks Hitler had some good ideas, and judge tells Florida “It’s the First Amendment, stupid.”

Episode #265: God ain’t killed Florida Man yet

We share tales of our tempestuous affair with Helene and Milton, Alex road rages at women and gays in gas lines, Adrian still hoping for a mass permanent evacuation of Florida, Teslas really don’t like water, Trump warns Detroit it might end up like Detroit, Biden’s dementia starting to sound sane, China’s all up in our back door, and this show is definitely not full of drugs.

Episode #264: Riding the Storm Out…Again

Adrian welcomes the next hurricane while Alex continues his storm profiteering, we ponder which global crisis is most likely to initiate World War III and stop the aliens and AI, maybe they should stop telling Joe Biden what’s going on in the world, you know you’re a cop when you get away with a dead hooker in the trunk, and…most importantly, who has the best burgers?

Episode #263: This isn’t what we meant when we asked for a sloppy blow

Alex and Adrian tell tales of their wild night with Helene, we discuss the real economics of homeowner’s insurance and why your claim will be denied, Israel picks a fight and hopes their big brother ends it, NYC mayor gets caught with his finger in the Turkey, legal loophole lets “non-profit” lobbyists buy politicians, and DNA testing uncovers kidnapped children and slave owners.

Episode #262: Here’s hoping your phone doesn’t say “Made in Israel”

Israel invents gender reassignment terrorism, Ukraine makes mushroom cloud outside Moscow, Three Mile Island nuke plant to exclusively power Microsoft AI, third richest man in the world explains how AI will control your behavior, scientists want to throw ice cubes at hurricanes, we predict P Diddy didn’t kill himself next week, and we explore the possibly interdimensional nature of consciousness without even being high.

Episode #261: Jet fuel won’t burn Haitian cat kabobs

Alex remembers 9/11 for completely different reasons, Adrian hopes Tulsi Gabbard is on Russia’s payroll and not just stupid, how police brutality affects your fantasy football league, Trump dodges another bullet and gets another side piece, CIA gets sloppy, Israel heads north, US subs get steamy, and you can actually breathe through your rectum.

Episode #260: Follow the money brick road to peek behind the curtain

We explore several federal, state and local cases of government corruption, and how it always comes back to bribes, blackmail, and/or espionage, we mourn the demise of privacy and anonymity through devices and biometrics, and their economic and political implications in conjunction with AI, Israel takes more pages from the reich’s playbook, 9/11 was a (Saudi) inside job, and the tragic tale of the double-agent whale. 

Episode #259: “We kind of lost the narrative on this one.”

Adrian contemplates entropic beer and encourages Alex to capitalize on consuming it, Governments around the world don’t want you talking to each about things they don’t like, Harris, DeSantis and Trump all do the political two-step after stepping in it, CIA allegedly saves Islamic State from the wrath of Swifties, and that symbol of American Freedom is just big-boned.